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Bit of a lamb shank, lamb in general fiend!

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Post cropped to anonymise poster reading "The French singing La Marseillaise in a nuclear submarine base is deeply symbolic."

Post cropped to anonymise poster reading "The French singing La Marseillaise in a nuclear submarine base is deeply symbolic."

Another dazzling insight from the minds of Bluesky

03.03.2026 10:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My experience of the upper echelons of the Labour Party involved being condescended to by the incredibly thick & unpleasant, & thinking that in any other walk of life you would get punched in the mouth for treating people like that. Impossible to overstate how high on their own fumes they are.

28.02.2026 10:24 πŸ‘ 195 πŸ” 60 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 6
tweet by the late Dawn Foster from Sep 4th 2020 

"Matt Goodwin once emailed me to accuse him of being racist when I called him a β€œracist whisperer” and I had to explain to him that horse whisperers aren’t horses."

tweet by the late Dawn Foster from Sep 4th 2020 "Matt Goodwin once emailed me to accuse him of being racist when I called him a β€œracist whisperer” and I had to explain to him that horse whisperers aren’t horses."

RIP to a real one

27.02.2026 09:05 πŸ‘ 1617 πŸ” 363 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 13

Attentive observers may note that mother reappeared once I uncovered my eyes...

22.02.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"If you've been watching the ongoing Epstein files unravelling across Europe, note that the dominoes didn't start falling until one fell. And then another..."

Cropped post to anonymise the poster on here reading: "If you've been watching the ongoing Epstein files unravelling across Europe, note that the dominoes didn't start falling until one fell. And then another..."

Crucial insight into the nature of dominoes being shared here

22.02.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

guy running the tennesse hollar twitter account: "hang on i gotta make sure to watermark this viral video of federal agents executing a guy with our social tags and logo before uploading"

24.01.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 183 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Can somebody tell Chadbourn to unblock me. Tell him I was hacked by Russians or Moldovans or something. I need to see the replies of Britain's hardest working dunce

14.01.2026 22:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Yes I had to ask my wife about what kind of coat it really was but this -if anything- only makes my original case stronger

14.01.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Cat wearing a salmon pink gilet sold as a "puffer jacket" for 49.99 dollars. FALSE ADVERTISING!! !

Cat wearing a salmon pink gilet sold as a "puffer jacket" for 49.99 dollars. FALSE ADVERTISING!! !

It's not a fucking puffer jacket, is it though? It's a gilet at best

14.01.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Listen to Blood Work

13.01.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He's flypaper for morons

13.01.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ofc he's a grifting moron but that's precisely his utility

13.01.2026 00:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I know a lot of ppl a week or so ago advised blocking Chadbourn. Never. Check out his mentions and you can use it as a dipstick for the most imbecilic people online

12.01.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Not sure which bit of my spitballing you're disagreeing with? I agree that there'll be a leadership challenge, maybe the coronation of Streeting. But one thing is for sure- it will be a fiasco

03.01.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm puzzled by the UAE's global strategy. A very wealthy but tiny state, it's operating in places like Sudan, Libya, Somalia, Ethiopia, Yemen. It has made foes out of biggies like KSA, Egypt, and Turkey. It has increasingly linked itself to Israel whose stock has been dropping even in US. For what?

02.01.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The fresh intake of labour MPs will split between backing a challenger and shitting themselves in public. The chicken coup will look like a dignified affair comparativrly

02.01.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Spitballing: MPs with profile will split between slithering away to take jobs in the private sector, or back a challenger. The latter will leverage this for a media career as "the one person brave enough to save Labour from itself- and how i was thwarted".

02.01.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It's insane that "and ANOTHER thing" is universal

02.01.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The 294-meter-tall No. 5 main tower of the Xihoumen highway-railway bridge on the Ningbo-Zhoushan Railway was topped out on Tuesday in east China's Zhejiang, setting a new world record for the tallest bridge tower built in the sea.

01.01.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's more like getting a bus than a taxi <-- Me explaining why my explosive diarrhoea missed the toiletbowl entirely & is dripping down the walls

My student politics family have once again have shown their lack of seriousness by asking "couldn't you have just shit down the toilet?"

#FBPE #NAFO

31.12.2025 21:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Doc from 2004 with Blunkett as Home Sec so copilot was some ways off. Maybe they got some input from his dog Sadie on the precise wording?

30.12.2025 14:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fair enough as a broad centre-left approach i guess. Pity that seemingly no-one told Blunkett though

30.12.2025 12:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

[S6E06 'Buck has a belly ache' of M...wC]

25.12.2025 21:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thought the universe was sending me a message when i learned that William Sanderson guest starred in an ep of Married... with Children as Peg's cousin Ebb Wanker, prefiguring his imho career defining role as EB Farnum in Deadwood.

Such synchronicities cannot arise from chance

25.12.2025 21:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sad to report that the hosts of the Married... with Children podcast are imbecilic jug-hooting ninnies. Their dullard philistinism is matched only by the richness of the text they dare to 'review'

25.12.2025 21:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On the second day of Bloodmas I stepped on some broken glass in my son's bedroom. Don't want to Ι“andwagon onto this country's hatred of children but I am reminding myself "they're not teenagers forever"

14.12.2025 23:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
It's earbuds in their cozy little charger. One is smeared with blood, my blood, the blood that drowned and silenced it

It's earbuds in their cozy little charger. One is smeared with blood, my blood, the blood that drowned and silenced it

Proof. Jot this down: this random bsky account you accidentaly followed is NOT a liar

14.12.2025 01:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Critically failed 'open door and walk through' so hard earlier that one of the earbuds I was wearing shorted out on account of all of the blood

14.12.2025 01:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Uh it's either jar jar binks or his father. The point is that there's a revolver to their head

Uh it's either jar jar binks or his father. The point is that there's a revolver to their head

Ofc the obligatory- listen to bloodwork.show

25.11.2025 22:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

@gregk.co.uk just finished the car bomb two-parter. Really inspiring work. Don't know if you've read Ahmed Saadawi's 'Frankenstein in Baghdad' but its elliptical structure and grounded (?) absurdity seems like a literary kin to what you're doing with Bloodwork

25.11.2025 22:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0