sunsofcarcosa Badge image. Feb 3 my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit 5 minutes later: only in death does duty end my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it
Baturday
Bat World Sanctuary
This woman, US citizen living in Skokie, was detained at Ohare yesterday, taken to Broadview, then transferred to a detention facility in Wisconsin, now released. We know all this not because of DHS, who repeatedly denied that they even had her, but because her phone was pinging in those locations.
Steve: did u guys get a good pic of me
Dave: ya dont worry
Steve: which pic did u use
Mark: dont worry about it
I don't mean to quibble with you but Epic Fury feels a little more Taste of Chaos to me than Warped
he moves like the michael keaton batman. like his head shoulders and back are all one big piece of plastic.
we must reduce our dependence on carbon. please, switch to spaghetti solarara
Good Evening Motherfuckers itโs Friday
I already know the devs are Gene Wolfe-pilled bc of their @nocartridge.bsky.social episode, but if I didn't, is there any more ๐๏ธ vocab word than "chiliad"
Snoring in my lap again
Purple Blaze by Ris Paul Ric
huge news, gang. finally getting around to checking out a record I've had in my library since the last bush precidency and it's pretty good. I also just found out Tim Hecker produced it which is kind of insane? I did NOT know who he was back then
A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, โKristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Trainโ
Screaming
finally playing Caves of Qud. from what I can tell the animating concept behind this game was "what if every single description was sick as shit"
Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership
this post deserves to be presented to you by having an index card moved down word by word with photos taken of your face after every new reveal
my boxing coach shouting at me from the corner:
"GIVE 'IM THE OL'
it's been just over 10 years since the bizarre "blurred lines" copyright infringement verdict and I wonder to what extent it has contributed to the shitty state of pop music
EDITING TIPS
1. i'm fucking farting
restaurant manager: hey so, sorry to bother you, but is that a service animal? it's just, we have a policy-
jabba the hutt: je wonna wonga, bazda wahota shonga
salacious b crumb: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
restaurant manager: ah. ok. cool
I've said it before and I'll say it again: if cats could invent furniture they would invent the kotatsu
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A grey tabby cat sitting in the sunshine with her eyes closed, enjoying the warmth. A map of the world is on the wall behind her.
My cat is really loving the move into Spring.
Oh man, nice morty. Rickened?
Having suffered the pain of a tooth infection I can unequivocally say that this man died in absolute agony. The type of nerve pain that will have you screaming and wondering quite rightly if youโve gone insane
This man was tortured through neglect, and everyone involved is an irredeemable monster
don't really have anything to add to this, but this is a crucial observation and a should probably be seen as a significant escalation of the already insane "scalia cites jack bauer from 24" and "news airs Arma 3 footage thinking it's real"
