the parmesan cheese was clumping up so I shook the container to break it up and apparently it wasn't closed all the way so I am now slightly dusted with parmesan cheese
a popup from Indeed asking if you have experience in "Arrays (data structure)".
what are we even doing here man
...Y'know, I think I did something really cool with the bass entirely by accident in my original Aurora Theory song that is gone in my remake because I can't actually fucking hear it and I think that's why some people prefer it, but also I can't recreate it because I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID
I'm seeing posts that say "a country that can fund wars but not healthcare has a values problem", and sure, this is true, but people were saying the EXACT SAME THING 20 years ago when I was in high school.
Clearly, just SAYING things isn't enough. We've been saying it for decades. Nothing changed.
Oh I was given Showstopper by my boss when I first joined MS in 2015, it's really good and makes it clear Dave Cutler basically dragged Microsoft into the future kicking and screaming.
Some of his critiques of Unix in the book are STILL APPLICABLE TO LINUX TODAY! It's MADDENING.
It's 2026. I am reading an AI-generated article about an AI prompt injection attack that allowed unauthorized access to an AI's NPM package, which was then hijacked to install a completely different AI: grith.ai/blog/clineje...
The best way to survive the collapse of civilization is to build a new civilization as fast as possible. The most valuable tool in modern society is still the most valuable tool after the apocalypse: cooperation.
it was confirmed wrong today so I deleted my post about it: www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/wi...
stop turning it so hard
When someone says βScientists do not want you to knowβ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They canβt shut up about what they found out and want you to know.
we should cure death so we can have thousands of years to experience art instead of just decades.
That's a very ironic example, because it turns out it was never going to be a problem since the population boom was just lag between plummeting child mortality and social expectations.
However, countries that overcorrected for it (e.g. China) now face even worse depopulation scenarios as a result!
The true existential torture that comes with being alive is knowing that we are just smart enough to recognize that we are needlessly torturing each other, but somehow just stupid enough to never actually stop.
"why does everything suck"
because we suck.
Humans are BARELY smart enough to accumulate technological progress. Relatively speaking, we're pretty dumb.
We live in hell because we make other people's lives hell in an attempt to escape our own hell without recognizing the cycle this creates.
it was easier to enjoy things when I didn't know everything was giving me cancer
This is often called "overclocking". We're gonna invent brain uploading in 2085 and instead of letting everyone do this, only the rich kids will get to, and everyone else will be left even further behind. Rich people will say we don't have enough compute for everyone. They'll be lying, again.
this seems like an absurdly low bar
Thinking about how, despite the fact that I've never had a "bad brain day" and have no clue what an anxiety/panic attack is, when people tell me they have them, I just... listen to them?
My ADHD friend didn't get work done today because it was a bad brain day? Okay, cool, we'll try again tomorrow.
Something Awful gave many horrible things, but I'll always be fond of this one emote they had. the "It is a mystery" ghost lives rent-free in my head.
SOMEONE ELSE REMEMBERS
Remember folks: One of the most common non-religious reasons people have for their homophobia is that they just find it disgusting.
"I think it's gross," is never ever a valid reason to put someone down for what they're attracted to.
Never.
Don't be like the homophobes.
the plural people were right all along!!!!
[vibrates with anticipation]
"that is an impressive collection of incorrect statements" is my new favorite insult
People always forget that "most people are nice" and "30% of the population are horrible monsters" can both be true statements. 70% of people is most of them.
A small brown bunny sits on graph paper with handwritten math notes with text saying "He's learning maths."
Oh it's OVER over
