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@crustacean

• 27 y/o polar burr named Icey • he/she/they genderfluid • DJ (Caustic Crab: J-Core, Frenchcore) • Honorary dragon (accepting Kobold applications) • #SongOfTheWeek every Monday

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A SKELATEN IN GROCEY STORE "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2026, IF I WANTED TO BEYELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNING THEM " DONT KNOW IF YOU SAW IT LATELY BUT ITS SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THAN IT WAS IN 2025, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2024, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2023, ETC, BY THE TIME THE SHIT GOT SOLD TO ELLON IT WAS ALREADY ALMOST DEAD, THE LAST HANDFUL OF HUMAN USERS WANDERING IN ALGORITHM HELL WHILE BOTS RESPONT TO THEM IN GPT SPEAK, THE AGING SNARKY COMMENTERS REFUSING TO MOVE TO BSKY OR THREADS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ONE NOTCH DUMMER THEN THEM ARE STILL ON TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO DUNK THEM BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO SAY AND NO WAY TO PROVE THERE SELF WORTH, AND THE PEPE NAZI'S FEEL EMBOLDENED TO START NEW SLURS AND SMACK THEM SELF IN THE FACE WITH OBJECTS TO INCREASE THEIR JAW LINE, BUT EVEN THEY DONT LIKE IT BECAUSE "THE LIBS" ARE NO LONGER THERE TO GET MAD AT THEM, AN APP FOR NO ONE WITH A SOUL, OWNED BY DEVIL, STILL FULL OF YOUR DEAD FRIENDS POSTS FROM YEARS PAST, AN ENTIRE ERA OF YOUR LIFE ONLINE NOW ONLY EVIDENCED BY OLD WORDS CARVED INTO THE CLIFFS OF HELL,,,,, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM JUST A SKELETIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELATEN IN GROCEY STORE "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2026, IF I WANTED TO BEYELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNING THEM " DONT KNOW IF YOU SAW IT LATELY BUT ITS SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THAN IT WAS IN 2025, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2024, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2023, ETC, BY THE TIME THE SHIT GOT SOLD TO ELLON IT WAS ALREADY ALMOST DEAD, THE LAST HANDFUL OF HUMAN USERS WANDERING IN ALGORITHM HELL WHILE BOTS RESPONT TO THEM IN GPT SPEAK, THE AGING SNARKY COMMENTERS REFUSING TO MOVE TO BSKY OR THREADS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ONE NOTCH DUMMER THEN THEM ARE STILL ON TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO DUNK THEM BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO SAY AND NO WAY TO PROVE THERE SELF WORTH, AND THE PEPE NAZI'S FEEL EMBOLDENED TO START NEW SLURS AND SMACK THEM SELF IN THE FACE WITH OBJECTS TO INCREASE THEIR JAW LINE, BUT EVEN THEY DONT LIKE IT BECAUSE "THE LIBS" ARE NO LONGER THERE TO GET MAD AT THEM, AN APP FOR NO ONE WITH A SOUL, OWNED BY DEVIL, STILL FULL OF YOUR DEAD FRIENDS POSTS FROM YEARS PAST, AN ENTIRE ERA OF YOUR LIFE ONLINE NOW ONLY EVIDENCED BY OLD WORDS CARVED INTO THE CLIFFS OF HELL,,,,, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM JUST A SKELETIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

08.03.2026 19:49 👍 1428 🔁 474 💬 0 📌 7
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Yall think the hot dogs still $1.50 on tau ceti

07.03.2026 19:16 👍 270 🔁 49 💬 5 📌 2
A brown chonky bear with pale brown accents, the caption reading "Life might feel more bearable with a friend. Let me sit with you and face life together. -Katt"

A brown chonky bear with pale brown accents, the caption reading "Life might feel more bearable with a friend. Let me sit with you and face life together. -Katt"

Together we are bears

#thekattseesyou #mentalhealth #art

26.02.2026 05:01 👍 32 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 0

Honest to god if we can just get a spinoff that's all just the memory-remixing bits I would be happy 😭

06.03.2026 23:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Throw Sam Altman into the fucking Chicago Bay.

06.03.2026 21:51 👍 45 🔁 14 💬 2 📌 0

REMEMBER ME MENTIONED!!! LET'S GOOOO

06.03.2026 23:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
05.03.2026 15:15 👍 29 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

"Hmmm today I will play marathon when I get home"

>1 new ping
>"hey, wanna play MTG?"

4 hours later and it is now my bedtime

Oops

06.03.2026 03:01 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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You know, I think we need to be reminded every now and then of the time that Konami made the Twinkroom

05.03.2026 05:24 👍 39 🔁 13 💬 0 📌 0
05.03.2026 04:21 👍 1056 🔁 487 💬 4 📌 0
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alright,
yeah,
the server slam was fun

I fear I might have actually found an extraction shooter I finally gel with

05.03.2026 00:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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proximity chat is exactly what marathon needed (yes that's my mute sound I was in a vc and didn't want them to hear me fucking screaming lmfao)

28.02.2026 23:15 👍 75 🔁 37 💬 1 📌 0
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📣Announcing BEAT WEAVER!

The new 3D multi-track rhythm game that rewards your playstyle as much as your precision.

Solo developed with handcrafted music 💖

Wishlist on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/4265140/...

Watch the trailer in 4K 60fps: www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG_F...

#indiegame #solodev

04.03.2026 11:12 👍 263 🔁 125 💬 23 📌 28

Ohhhh

03.03.2026 00:05 👍 2999 🔁 1150 💬 48 📌 168
Morganite behind the DJ decks at REYOV

Morganite behind the DJ decks at REYOV

🎵 New DJ set: Live @ REYOV Vol. 2

Liquid DnB played live at @reyov.bsky.social

vvv LISTEN + DOWNLOAD vvv
t.me/morganitenoi...

03.03.2026 00:56 👍 15 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
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𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑎 𝑚𝑒𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑦
𝑠𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑏𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑒𝑎
very proud of this one :3
#art #unbeatable #beat

01.03.2026 20:13 👍 297 🔁 72 💬 3 📌 3
03.03.2026 00:00 👍 13 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
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02.03.2026 21:17 👍 27 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0

🤔

02.03.2026 15:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

C A N
Y O U
F E E L
I T

F U L L
C O N T R O L

#SongOfTheWeek
youtu.be/2CsCpCzAZGg

02.03.2026 15:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Gay lil' pokelizard 🦎

28.02.2026 03:02 👍 1045 🔁 277 💬 7 📌 2

HiTECH ETERNAL (Mix played at Interlopr last night) is now up on Mixcloud

www.mixcloud.com/CaucasianCru...

01.03.2026 19:07 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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bruh

02.03.2026 03:02 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Even if u don't play rhythm games I highly recommend digging thru the iidx/popn music osts bc they hit so different

01.03.2026 19:27 👍 70 🔁 26 💬 6 📌 4

HiTECH ETERNAL (Mix played at Interlopr last night) is now up on Mixcloud

www.mixcloud.com/CaucasianCru...

01.03.2026 19:07 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Generic ITG2 BGAs just make for good rave visuals what can I say

01.03.2026 15:31 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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L

01.03.2026 15:29 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
an illustrated three panel comic featuring an anthropomorphic fox character.

three featureless characters talk to the fox:
"Oh cool, you grew up in (redacted)? What was it like?"
"What's your favorite childhood memory?"
"LMAO do you remember that time in high school..."

the fox smiles and starts thinking back. a thought bubble forms above their head, going off-screen.

the fox's smile fades. they look at their thought bubble, revealed to contain nothing but a greyish blur.

an illustrated three panel comic featuring an anthropomorphic fox character. three featureless characters talk to the fox: "Oh cool, you grew up in (redacted)? What was it like?" "What's your favorite childhood memory?" "LMAO do you remember that time in high school..." the fox smiles and starts thinking back. a thought bubble forms above their head, going off-screen. the fox's smile fades. they look at their thought bubble, revealed to contain nothing but a greyish blur.

quirky childhood stories!! 🤣🤣
#art #comic #oc

01.03.2026 14:59 👍 1831 🔁 389 💬 24 📌 16

THE GODHAND DESCENDS!!!!
PROJEKT GODHAND HITS 1.0 ON STEAM NOW!!!
Enjoy the first chapter of the story of the girl who destroyed the world........

We've been working on this thing for a hot minute, heh heh...

01.03.2026 01:25 👍 67 🔁 27 💬 3 📌 0

yinglet named Kiki and kobold named Bouba (they’re best friends)

01.03.2026 01:12 👍 19 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0