"that's one scary hole" -Oozora Subaru, 2026
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07.03.2026 00:23
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m’liege
06.03.2026 23:36
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it may look cute but cucks only do that when they're extremely stressed
06.03.2026 23:12
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Your Lordship….
06.03.2026 20:02
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(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa)
BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history.
REGINALD: Wow! What's it do?
BEARTATO: It... what?
REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do?
(Beartato thinks.)
BEARTATO: I don't know.
REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do?
EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this!
(The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet)
MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk!
(Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)
True Art
06.03.2026 19:03
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oops I bought a lifepedal, oops I'm a fuzz guy now
06.03.2026 18:25
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hehe he is the WORST (complimentary)
06.03.2026 17:27
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so when are you and the necromancer getting married
06.03.2026 16:18
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GUY WHO CODES THIS WEBSITE: I'm at the airport waiting for an airplane but nothing is happening. where is my spoonful of pureed carrots 😤
06.03.2026 14:56
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the people who run this website are huge stupid crybabies and it is so funny
06.03.2026 14:53
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the sword summoning mechanic is REALLY cool. I just unlocked a bunch of minion-creating cards and i'm excited to see how that works
06.03.2026 14:52
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I've been playing so much monster train 2 I'm having to relearn the StS philosophy but it is SO fun. The Regent is both fun as hell and absolutely hilarious
06.03.2026 14:48
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"I go in pool to cool off, why can't phone" this website is coded by someone with a toddler's brain
06.03.2026 14:46
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guy who can’t help sharing the dumbest takes imaginable like he’s been cursed by some kind of stupidity wizard: haha it’s so funny how i live in your guys heads rent free :)
06.03.2026 14:40
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it's so good. a game that actually lives up to the expectations. amazing.
06.03.2026 14:43
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Dat lazy cat hates mondays so much
06.03.2026 12:52
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Logs…
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Anytime I wanna see a good joke I take a look in DA FREAKIN MIRROR!
06.03.2026 12:38
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ahahahah I love the Regent!!!!
06.03.2026 00:07
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I had forgotten how goofy Slay the Spire is. God I love all these horrible little weirdos
05.03.2026 23:36
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oh the Silent, I missed you :3
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Deadly Premonition
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slay the spire 2 comes out in 4 hours
my last four hours as a free man
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This is how I will die
05.03.2026 12:36
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DRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRR DRRRRR
05.03.2026 12:34
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ear man
05.03.2026 01:39
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(was in a wildlife preserve in South Africa and the tour driver accidentally put us between a herd of elephants and their water supply)
05.03.2026 01:14
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I've done some scary stuff in my life. Multiple surgeries, car accidents, almost getting killed by elephants, but nothing is more stressful than tuning a new high E on a 29" 8-string guitar
05.03.2026 01:09
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ALIEN: and what do you call these foodstuffs
ME: these are chicken nuggets
ALIEN, SPEAKING INTO COMMUNICATOR: General Glax. We must nuggetize our florps immediately
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