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Not actually ANYONE'S Platoon Sergeant (but I'll try to help anyway). Dadjokes, Venn diagrams, and shreds of other hobbies I rarely have time for. (he/him)

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Was just discussing at the office yesterday how the word "exquisite" has been bludgeoned into a vegetative state over the past decade or so.

So this is the sound of it flatlining. beepbeepbeeeeeeeee....

06.03.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pry it out with the scraper end of nail clippers, then pull the cotton off a qtip and use the scraper to jam it under the nail. Leave for a few days and it'll get the nail growing clear of the flesh.

Not great fun initially but it's a sustainable fix.

06.03.2026 23:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

(R)Amen.

06.03.2026 14:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Pattern recognition? Never heard of her.

06.03.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You 🀝 me
JAPAN

06.03.2026 14:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There has not been a single day since I moved back CONUS, where I haven't practically gagged over the reek of weed smoke from some passerby. It's unreal. Take a gummy or something.

06.03.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They weren't expecting it from some rando in a suit, but my heart will always be with the <E6s of the world.

Even if their own leadership failed them, I'm a SNCO no matter what I'm wearing to the office today.

06.03.2026 14:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This week I've been telling the Metro NG patrol kids to tighten up their body armor straps for proper plate placement and keep their heads on a swivel.

06.03.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They've spent the last 15 months ensuring nobody would volunteer such information, and they certainly wouldn't be asking for it.

06.03.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sucker bet, no deal

05.03.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Kristi Noem's "Open to Work" LinkedIn Profile

Kristi Noem's "Open to Work" LinkedIn Profile

05.03.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 7223 πŸ” 1134 πŸ’¬ 126 πŸ“Œ 125

They're gonna have to take a number.

03.03.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Deluge, the Paper Cup, and Washington’s Lack of Urgency on Guam As I conclude nearly four decades of military and public service, including as lieutenant governor of Guam, a line from the 1986 Crowded House song β€œDon’t

Homeland defense looks different from 6,000 miles away. On Guam, it is immediate.

03.03.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The base is evac'd.

28.02.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Was chatting with an acquisitions colleague today and the situation was described as "the Secretary has pulled the pin and tossed... the pin."

27.02.2026 01:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Don’t let this get lost in the shuffle.
 
These $1,776 "warrior dividends" weren't bonuses. Trump just stole money out of a fund meant to help our troops find affordable housing.

25.02.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 524 πŸ” 228 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 27

I've been called an Excel Commando.

25.02.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Yes, and": Capitalizing is essential since we're discussing what are effectively proper nouns. Bolding is nice *too*.

21.02.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Perfect, no notes.

17.02.2026 13:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We wanted to understand how rugged English-Scots-Irish culture has shaped America. So we talked to three white South African billionaires at a sex party in the Bahamas.

16.02.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 2627 πŸ” 523 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 14

What is best in life:
-Crush your enemies
-See them driven before you
-Standalone Swords Without Master book

16.02.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm really seeing this up close right now. It's a challenge to map even concepts like "far left" and "far right" cleanly across vastly different cultures. For every variable that at least vaguely rhymes between cultures, there's three that are outright inverted.

15.02.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Give me Okinawan street fair food absolutely any day. I'll live longer.

15.02.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Despite the weirdness/annoyance at the time, I'm feeling a pang of almost fondness for the culture that gave rise to the Oki election loudspeaker vans. American politics isn't actually much saner up close, we're just used to it.

15.02.2026 12:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Meanwhile, all the parliamentary systems continued to evolve for further centuries to actually address these issues. But we forked our code too early in that process. We're basically running a clumsily-patched version of Windows ME over here.

14.02.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely the easiest years. My oldest is up to late-tween now and the challenges look like "exercising agency" and "hormones" and "regularly making annoying coherent arguments."

13.02.2026 12:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"I deleted thousands of tweets just so a bunch of Senators could yell at me?!"

13.02.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Other nominees up there like "oh thank god somebody else gets to be the pinata."

13.02.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pair this observation with "Humility is the New 'Smart'" and we're really cooking.

13.02.2026 00:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Agreed. I definitely quote it more frequently than A Bug's Life.

11.02.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0