Alan Perrott

Simeon’s response reeked of desperate straw clutching.

The background says “coastal grandmother,” but the tone says “Louisiana thunderstorm.”

We all have our crosses, someone's gotta eat the popcorn.

Assume Stanford?

Yeah, but much salt being applied. One suggestion Simeon is leading. Rumour was he wanted finance in Bishop's coup last year. All down to the backbenchers now.

Hearing whispers the coup is underway...squee.

But, but, we barely know him...

Should we line up a lettuce?

This fucker is only days away from announcing kills while rubbing oil on his nipples.

There's a thumb shaped space in the sea...just sayin'.

I need more veins to plug stuff like this into.

U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for “Armageddon,” Return of Jesus Advocacy group reports commanders giving similar messages at more than 30 installations in every branch of the military

EXCLUSIVE: At more than 30 installations, U.S. commanders told troops the war on Iran is a Christian war.

The Military Religious Freedom Foundation has been “inundated” with more than 110 complaints.

One NCO said they were told the U.S. war is to bring about Armageddon and the return of Jesus…

He's one question from blurting 'Nah, you are'...USA USA USA

Nah, was English language bill. He had it.

Go Keiran...

It's fifth bill up for debate. Was fourth, but bad people on the road bill leapfrogged it. Better bloody happen but, I've written a preview, ha,

Pae Ora debate up tonight (hopefully) after the English language clown show. Our taxes in action.

It's Skynet but by one fuck up at a time and it's got all the time.

Get in.

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How do we go about getting a bill into the biscuit tin to fire David Seymour into the fucking sun?

Not sure you roosters realise how weird your overt celebration of the military looks from the outside. Not to kink shame but.

No Regerts tatt scenario.

Chef's kiss.

Please please please please please...

Got five bucks on him shitting his pants during the third hour. Come on Donnie, don’t let me down…

And fucking yet...

Three, woooo...and being a Dorklander, I thought Lower Hutt was a suburb. Huzzah.

Nice job if you can get it.

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Up the Brumbies...woooo. If the Cantabs were still all boo-hoo over Robertson, well, now...bwahahahahahaha.

Well fuck that.