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I swear this happens to you every other week

Chicago weather please stop edging us.
(Siri insert sauna pic for engagement)

Belly

Still here unfortunately

What balls?

And what about it? I’ll still like it. 😘

I’m contacting HR

Happy thweaty Thursday

In 9 months babyfart joins the party

Nothing can trigger my body dysmorphia quite like a tuff party carousel

Happy sweaty pit day to those who celebrate

Tell me I’m wrong and I’ll line em up for us

Joy can only last for 1-10 seconds.
Or indefinitely 🥲

Could be us but you wanna stay in that 114° weather

This is why I hate disappearing photos 😔

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Bring it over

Let’s find out

Get a bigger one

Good boy

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Oh hi

I’ll fold those legs behind your head

I luv him

Water your plants

These posts being sprinkled in throughout each month is like a subscription I didn’t know I needed

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