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Quote in September last year for a high-memory compute server. Β£28,000.

Quote today for the _exact same machine_. Β£90,500

This is for medical research. Saving lives. When I say LLMs are killing people by killing research computing, this is what I mean.

@davidgerard.co.uk @edzitron.com

03.03.2026 11:26 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 149 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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Read these words from 100 years ago about immigrants in Britain – and see how history is chillingly repeating itself | George Monbiot Shabana Mahmood’s new rights clampdown looks outlandish until we remember that this kind of hardline action is part of our country’s fabric, says George Monbiot

The precedent is eerily, chillingly precise. What the current Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood is doing to immigrants and refugees today is almost a carbon copy of what Sir William Joynson-Hicks was doing 100 years ago. And that's not a good thing. My column.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

05.03.2026 07:05 πŸ‘ 1123 πŸ” 492 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 45
Original post on mstdn.social

Finished reading β€œErasure” by Percival Everett.

β€œMonk”, a largely overlooked black academic author, rages at the publishing industry & writes a deliberately offensive ghetto-lit parody. They love it, offering serious money. Satire collides with financial necessity.

A savage rebuke of […]

16.02.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Code:
blend_points_to_sfnetwork <- function(source, 
                                      targets, 
                                      roads = roads_buff){
  points <- bind_rows(source, targets)
  roads <- roads |> activate("edges") |> arrange(desc(edge_length()))
  road <- st_network_blend(roads, points, tolerance = Inf) |> 
    activate(nodes)|> 
    mutate(id = 1:n())
}

# with example filtering required:

roads |> activate("edges") |> filter(highway != "path")

Code: blend_points_to_sfnetwork <- function(source, targets, roads = roads_buff){ points <- bind_rows(source, targets) roads <- roads |> activate("edges") |> arrange(desc(edge_length())) road <- st_network_blend(roads, points, tolerance = Inf) |> activate(nodes)|> mutate(id = 1:n()) } # with example filtering required: roads |> activate("edges") |> filter(highway != "path")

{sfnetworks} question...

I want to blend points to a graph network derived from OSM road data that includes `highway=path` linestrings but don't want the points to be on these paths.

I need the points to be on an actual road.

Continued...

#rstats

06.02.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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How the men in the Epstein files defeated #MeToo The emails show the β€œanti-woke” crusaders are afraid of accountability.

Incredible article on how billionaires organized against the #metoo movement explained through Epsteins emails

https://www.theverge.com/tech/874721/epstein-thiel-musk-trump-metoo

#epstein #technews

06.02.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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28.01.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Original post on hachyderm.io

Anyone with back issues out there (#AxialSpa in my case) ever tried a β€œsaddle” type #deskchair / stool, and care to report on their experience? I’ve already got a sit/stand desk but my sitting posture is often pretty bad, and being able to tuck a chair without a back under the desk while I’m […]

30.01.2026 08:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Original post on hachyderm.io

[Consultation about AI use in UK healthcare]

β€œThe MHRA is seeking evidence on the regulation of AI in healthcare to inform the recommendations of the National Commission into the Regulation of AI in Healthcare.

This call for evidence closes at 11:59pm on 2 February 2026.” […]

26.01.2026 07:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Research Engagement Officer Job Opening: Research Engagement Officer at Dogs Trust in Home-based.

There’a also a Research Engagement Officer role going - details here:

https://careers.dogstrust.org.uk/en/postings/f454bdf5-671a-4784-8b55-913461961b96

22.01.2026 11:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Original post on hachyderm.io

A vacancy for a Data Officer within Dogs Trust's data science and analytics research team has gone live this morning:

- Β£37,130 per annum
- Fully remote (within UK)
- #SQL + # Python and/or #RStats experience sought, alongside #NLP / #TextMining

Deadline for applications: 2026-01-29

Further […]

22.01.2026 10:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Original post on hachyderm.io

@venya I’ve never had formal lessons but one of my sisters showed me a few open chords when I was interested in learning, and just trying to form the shapes and get a sound out of each string was enough to keep me going for a while! I was quite young though to be fair so adult learners may be […]

19.01.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Original post on hachyderm.io

Kent Wildlife Trust (UK) are looking to hire a junior software engineer if you know anyone who might be interested - looks like they use a FOSS-heavy stack which is nice to see, I had the (probably out of date) impression that a lot of Wildlife Trusts were ESRI shops […]

19.01.2026 07:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Data Engineer Job Opening: Data Engineer at Dogs Trust in London.

Dogs Trust are looking to hire a data engineer in London, UK (Hybrid). (Not my team so I don’t know any more than what’s in the advert I’m afraid).

https://careers.dogstrust.org.uk/postings/90e1aac6-98e0-4004-b992-b965a813e2f3

#GetFediHired #Python #SQL #Snowflake #Informatica

17.01.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Original post on hachyderm.io

#NowPlaying: just like any other day (μ–΄λŠλ‚ ): background music for your mundane activities by Okkyung Lee. Heard this on the #LateJunction and stopped me in my tracks. Fans of #PhilipGlass, #HiroshiYoshimura, #TorLundvall, possibly #NobuoUematsu might dig it. Haunting stuff […]

12.01.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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How Github monopoly is destroying the open source ecosystem How Github monopoly is destroying the open source ecosystem par Ploum - Lionel Dricot.

How my students taught me that Github’s monopoly is hurting the Open Source ecosystem even more than I thought.

https://ploum.net/2026-01-05-unteaching_github.html

#github #floss

05.01.2026 11:26 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 101 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

@Kimberley Good luck! 4.5 submissions must have been a _lot_ of work.

04.01.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone know of a heating engineer in the Bristol (UK) area with specific experience of storage heaters?

02.01.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Original post on mastodonapp.uk

Have you given up caffeine for your new year's resolution? As one half of us can no longer have caffeine thanks to perimenopause and anxiety, we've ordered even more decaf coffees so we can have a bigger selection of delicious speciality grade decaf coffees this year. Caffeine-free not […]

01.01.2026 13:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

…and yes, that _is_ a copy of Nicholas Cage’s 1997 β€œclassic” Face/Off on DVD there, an excellent (only semi-joke) birthday present from my partner.

27.12.2025 15:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of a grey and white cat lying on a blanket on a bed, with a β€œlens flare” unintended effect of the light that makes it look a little like the cat has generated some kind of glowing force field. Inexplicably, in front of the cat is a laptop with some stickers on and a copy of the 1997 film β€œFace/Off” on DVD.

Photo of a grey and white cat lying on a blanket on a bed, with a β€œlens flare” unintended effect of the light that makes it look a little like the cat has generated some kind of glowing force field. Inexplicably, in front of the cat is a laptop with some stickers on and a copy of the 1997 film β€œFace/Off” on DVD.

Willow is celebrating #Caturday by… generating some kind of forcefield?! Some strange lighting going on here.

#CatsOfMastodon

27.12.2025 15:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Original post on mastodonapp.uk

Help please fediverse, I know a 2nd year zoology degree student looking for zoology/conservation/biology science work experience placements of up to a year, UK and Europe, does anyone know where they might turn to for resources and help? Please boost for reach. Thank you!

#biology #zoology […]

26.12.2025 09:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@sleepyfox Might be a feature rather than a bug for certain genres!

26.12.2025 12:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That feeling when your Quarto doc takes > 1 hour to render and only then you realise you’ve rendered the wrong file πŸ™ˆ #Quarto #RStats #lNeedABreak

23.12.2025 07:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
3 Manic looking red furred creatures with beak-like noses who you definitely wouldn’t want anywhere near your codebase! I think they are β€œFireys” from the film Labyrinth - they had a song about Fire on which they removed each other’s heads and threw them about if I remember correctly.

3 Manic looking red furred creatures with beak-like noses who you definitely wouldn’t want anywhere near your codebase! I think they are β€œFireys” from the film Labyrinth - they had a song about Fire on which they removed each other’s heads and threw them about if I remember correctly.

Agentic β€œAI” agents revealed:

20.12.2025 09:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@forteller used to be able to in the original PokΓ©mon games on the Game Boy if I remember correctly.

18.12.2025 23:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You almost have to admire the audacity of naming something a β€œbulk API” when it returns a max of 50,000 rows…

17.12.2025 10:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What does β€œSOQL” stand for? Wrong answers only.

#SOQL #WhyCantIJustUseSQL

17.12.2025 10:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0