Alex

I wish this place did polls.

I feel like politics has been driven by gas prices my entire life, and you’d think we’d have done more at this point to reduce our dependence on oil. But… nope!

30 pages into a new book by him and a character pockets a gun! I can excuse it because it’s a spacesuit in this instance, but still.

This is also confusing because the market is already flooded with emulators (of questionable legality) that have all these games for super cheap.

Ok so look, in my defense

this is like

the thesis statement of our times

No

Hard disagree

Absolutely not

Jesus christ you guys what is this

How dare my son tell me the X-Men movie is “old timey” because it’s 26 (TWENTY SIX!!!) years old now.

I’m tired of having a permanent Venmo line item on my budget to make up for all the harms our own government is causing.

Just gut-wrenching. If you can support - please do!

More good news for Longfellow!

I have no more room for trees in my yard but maybe you do???

TREE SALE TREE SALE TREE SALE

www.minneapolismn.gov/government/p...

Some good news for a rainy Friday!

That seems like very good news?

Oh damn, yes, nicely done

🍺 Brewery planned for former Minnehaha Ave bike shop Veteran brewery operators Qiuxia and Kevin Welch have purchased the former One on One Bike Shop and begun building it out into a combination brewery, coffee shop, and possible bike shop called Mixed C...

Full article: www.longfellowwhatever.com/brewery-plan...

Longfellow Whatever reporting a new brewery and patio going into the old One on One space OMG

Bonus points if you can figure out what book I’m reading.

Jennifer 🍄 @JenYetAgain@beige.party in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with. this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US. Feb 9, 2026 at 4:35:18 PM

Bus door opened and a guy blew a cloud of vape smoke directly into my face. What a fun way to kick off the day.

White and grey cat sleeping on my lap while I try and read a book

Good morning.

Calling it now: at least 20 Democrats who are currently voting not to fund DHS will vote for the new person appointed to run it, and absolutely nobody will question this

Long may she wave

hi there! we have made amazing progress on this - $2080 of the total goal of $3k!

we've got **$920** left to raise on this ask! thank you all so very much for your help in caring for this community member ❣️

V/PP: allisonannecollage

donate $25 or more & i'll mail you some fun postcards/stickers!

Radical idea: if someone racks up 76 speeding violations in a year, maybe they shouldn’t be allowed to keep driving.