“I have powers beyond human. I'm not even 100 percent human. I am a mutant. 50 percent human, 50 percent Pokémon. I also have access to a powerful weapon known as the Keyblade.”
“Then Marisa then appeared out of nowhere and Master Sparked the man and shouted ’Fuck you, human!’.”
“After pressing start, I was given the two options:
”NEW GAME" "OPTIONS"
This had infuriated me. I had saved my game when I turned it off, so why didn't I have the option, "CONTINUE"?”
"Hello, my name is Jesse Wulf. I am 13 years old. I live in the USA. I am dead."
“I saw the source of the screams. It was terrifying, horrible, inhuman. It was Patrick hammered into a stake almost like the crucifixion of Jesus Christ.”
“The character i hate the most, however, is Stewie Griffin. First of all, i don't like babies. Second of all, i don't like it when babies can talk.”
Attack on Beautiful Tits
"Okay. I'm gonna expect you to be really honest with me when you answer the question I'm about to ask. Do you know that one Nickelodeon cartoon from 1999? Y'know, that one Nickelodeon cartoon from 1999”
Game: Super Mario 128
Console: Nintendo Revolution
Created by: J3pseN
Uploaded on: March 19th, 2006
“ONCE UPON A TIME JEFF THE KILLER STUMBLED UPON A MAGIC LAMP. HE WISHED FOR WINGS SO HE COULD SWOOP DOWN ON PEOPLE. THE GENIE GAVE HIM A HUGE PAIR OF RAINBOW-COLORED SPARKLY WINGS ON HIS BUTT.”
"One Day When I Was Bored On Roblox
I Wanted To Join It And Then Realized That My Friend Went Online So I Joined The Game With Him Which Was A HUGE Mistake Which Was Very Creepy BTW."
This is my dad!
”’Violet used Scary Face!’
She made a REALLY scary face and I felt like I got the wind knocked out of me. I passed out, but a few seconds before I could have sworn I saw the text: ‘Boo!’“
“2008, October 31st
Jeffrey C. Hodek is visited by an evil entity dubbed Angus Grimville
and compels Jeff to murder”
NOOOOOO!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Toadgee
“Now I believe my friend that Toad's body got taken over by Weegee. He is so FREAKING DEMENTED!”
Game: ESRB — The Game
Console: Nintendo DS
Created by: willo10
Uploaded on: July 19th, 2009
Game: Marx Karl
Console: Nintendo Wii
Created by: Quake
Uploaded on: April 16th, 2009
”Maybe the citizens of this so-called ’Happy Town’ aren't actually happy. Perhaps they are actually in a dictatorship run by Gaster.”
“EVIL! THESE THINGS ARE RULED BY SATAN!”
“I began tearing up. "Why Lego Brick, WHY WOULD YOU HURT ME"? I screame as I took the Lego brick and threw it into the garbage. I went back into my room and saw all my Lego sets built together as one big demon.”
“William kept saying how he was truly not gay. Stalking women on weeks on end was good proof that he wasn't gay. William criticised other straight men for not constantly proving that they weren't gay.”
I didn’t actually check the original story before posting
What is that ending???
“I was horrified, as when I cut in, I did find a door, but it led to outside... now, not the outside we know and love. No, this was morbid.”
After playing it, she's a girl now.
“This story is about a girl whose father makes a Sonic Adventure from a Zelda Game's N64 Cartridge, and the Girl gives it to one of her friends. After he plays it, the boy's life is forever changed”
Console: Virtual Gameboy Color Advance 3DSi XL lite SP
Created by: 1992zepeda
Uploaded on: February 22nd, 2011
”’I'm sorry Dende, Gohan..... he...he killed himself....‘ Piccolo was holding back tears. Dende said, ’Did you try wishing him back with the Dragonballs?’ Piccolo facepalmed himself and said, ’Why didn't I think of that? I'm such an idiot.‘“
cannot stop testing my markers on kindness luigi it seems
“The tombstone said, ’R.I.P Son Gohan, The Son of Son Goku, Chi Chi. Strong Fighter, and a very Smart boy.’”
all the videos are out now
