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Newgrounds Review/Chat/BBS Mod n00b skydiver, lapsed ski and snowboard instructor, slow hiker malachy.newgrounds.com Make nazis afraid again. He/Him

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Discworld. All of them. And the art books. And Tiffany Aching. And the Science of Discworlds. The stack will be tall enough you won't need anyone to hold it for me

03.03.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What the fuck. What the actual fuck.

26.02.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Making an ActionScript 3.0 game for the @Newgrounds Flash Forward jam?

Well, I have some good news for you! We finally launched a modern Newgrounds.io library for AS3!

Read all about it at psychogoldfish.newgrounds.com/news/post/16...

26.02.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't make it to either. What about a do-over this summer?

20.02.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sorry man all options sound like ass. The only other tip I've seen passed around is to have a mechanic look at any car before buying but that costs money. It can be useful to ask just to filter out shitty sellers. if they say no then that car is probably fucked

20.02.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

obviously that can be a huge PITA and you have to avoid all kinds of additional scams doing that and also you might be without a car if one of the deals falls through at a bad time.

20.02.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You'll get more private selling your current car. It's actually kinda neat you could probably get a good price from a collector. It's likely too old to get any reasonable trade-in from a dealership. they'll tell you it's getting scrapped they'll offer $500 and lie it's not even worth that

20.02.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I know 'fuck you' credit blows. It would go easier if you can get a pre-approved loan from your bank or credit union. Once you know what you can afford from them then you can look for cars in that price range. I looked at Autotrader, Autolist, and local corp. dealerships for cars in my price range.

20.02.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Mostly you gotta avoid scammers and predatory dealerships if the listed price is too good it's probably a scam or one of those shitty buy-here-pay-here guys that'll have a tracker w/ ignition cutoff if they ever decide to repo or just wanna steal it from you and resell it to some other poor mexican

20.02.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know where to begin now that the internet is flooded with SEO and AI slop results. I guess just start down somewhere on page 30 of google results to try to find actual human posts about the cars?

20.02.2026 02:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

finally sick of people asking to see your cool car? When I last bought a car I mostly narrowed it down to a couple of models and then read forums devoted to those specific brands/models for common things to look out for and explainers for differences in trim levels.

20.02.2026 02:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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DOG AT THE OLYMPICS
FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

18.02.2026 13:26 πŸ‘ 19677 πŸ” 5923 πŸ’¬ 501 πŸ“Œ 1140

Oh no!

17.02.2026 13:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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all yor base r blong 2 us All your base are belong to us!

Original .swf works even today thanks to Ruffle www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/...

17.02.2026 03:43 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

I grew up in keene and during a field trip in 7th or 8th grade they brought us to mt van ho and sent us down the last 1/4 mile of the old bob run in 2-man sleds. 2 kids per sled. No adult driver. We didn't get going fast enough for any real trouble but it was dicey!

17.02.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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all yor base r blong 2 us All your base are belong to us!

25 years old today @newgrounds.com www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/...

17.02.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it's seen some shit

16.02.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When Amedeo Bagnis crossed the line in the 2023 World Champs and was guaranteed a silver medal, the Italians in the crowd went Italy nuts.

How was it Italy nuts?

They threw spaghetti and waved sausage.

Which means they brought spaghetti and sausage in anticipation of this.

Just built different

15.02.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 132 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 4
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@newgrounds.com dropped you off at Brans castle in Transylvania

13.02.2026 13:57 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Jonny Gustafson - Olympic Luge | Team USA Learn more about Jonny Gustafson and their achievements in Luge. Explore their biography, achievements, latest news and events and watch video highlights here.

There's a guy from my area who plays D&D and video games! www.teamusa.com/profiles/jon...

13.02.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Greg Brown, Founding Guitarist of Cake & β€˜The Distance’ Songwriter, Dies After β€˜Brief Illness’ The musician was featured on the band’s first two albums in the mid-1990s.

Gutted to see this news.

www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

10.02.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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DR. BEES FOREVER! Dr. Bees returns, forever, AGAIN!

HappyHarry released a new episode of DR. BEES!
www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/...

08.02.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 364 πŸ” 122 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 9

3 days that turned into 4. Moving from Texass to NY. I drove the biggest uhaul they rent with my Prius on a trailer behind it. My wife drove the Tundra pulling the horse trailer. She also had both cats with her in the Tundra. Worst move/road trip of my life. Horse trailer kept getting flats.

06.02.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yikes good thing I didn't use Adobe Animate to create the entire body of work spanning my whole career as a cartoonist- oh wait that is exactly what i did

02.02.2026 23:14 πŸ‘ 1045 πŸ” 115 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 4

Joined your Patreon! Recently read your White Space series and I love it!

01.02.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

May I borrow a goat?

31.01.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Flash Forward 2026! Flash Forward Jam 2026Announcing our sixth annual Flash Forward Jam! This event celebrates the legacy of Flash while giving people cool new Flash games and interactive movies. It’s an alternate realit...

Flash Forward 2026 is live and we're crowdfunding prize money! This is our annual event inviting people to create new Flash games and interactive movies, to play in the browser thanks to Ruffle.
www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/15...

30.01.2026 16:37 πŸ‘ 188 πŸ” 68 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 5

A tribute to Joe Hackett
https://www.adirondackexplorer.org/adirondacks-almanack/a-tribute-to-joe-hackett/

28.01.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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new Sublo and Tangy Mustard this Friday Jan 30th!

28.01.2026 16:18 πŸ‘ 404 πŸ” 82 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 4

Yo! My friends go there a bunch for the shred club. I flopped around the montreal ifly last weekend. Still working on beginner stuff but it was really helpful!

25.01.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0