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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid

@feloniousmunk.blacksky.app

Stand up Comedian. Actor. I'm mean and violent.

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I don't know if "Have I Got News For You" will get pre-empted tomorrow night, but we I just got home from taping and I think we made a war about as funny as you're going to make it. Guests @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social and @jennyhagel.bsky.social were so funny. It'll be on the app if not TV.

07.03.2026 04:16 πŸ‘ 230 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 2

Lock in with your good friends. You will need each other.

07.03.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

You don’t look like your goals.
You look like your daily habits.

10.03.2025 13:53 πŸ‘ 262 πŸ” 71 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 37

❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️

07.03.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She is a gift

07.03.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rarely. Luenell is hilarious ALL the time

07.03.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She is funnier than you would expect

07.03.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

They steadily blaming these stats on non-English speaking immigrants, too, but the obvious fact is that 56% of this country is White

06.03.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Friendly reminder that there's a likely chance that the person you're thinking about going back and forth with who commented something ridiculous on your post didn't properly comprehend what you originally wrote.
12.21% of adults in the U.S. read below a 5th-grade level.
13. 19% of high school graduates in the U.S. can't read
14.42 million U.S. adults can't read past a 5th-grade level.
15.50% of adults in the U.S. can't read a book written at an 8th-grade level.

Friendly reminder that there's a likely chance that the person you're thinking about going back and forth with who commented something ridiculous on your post didn't properly comprehend what you originally wrote. 12.21% of adults in the U.S. read below a 5th-grade level. 13. 19% of high school graduates in the U.S. can't read 14.42 million U.S. adults can't read past a 5th-grade level. 15.50% of adults in the U.S. can't read a book written at an 8th-grade level.

Apropos of something

06.03.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It was a preemptive strike.

06.03.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a greeting card for ramadan mubarak with a green crescent moon and stars Alt: a greeting card for ramadan mubarak with a green crescent moon and stars

I have been blessed to hear zero of the songs in the TI & family vs 50 Cent beef.

06.03.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

"You like Felonious Munk? You may also like this Black guy with a beard"

06.03.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

06.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fame-ish!

06.03.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

On my momma

06.03.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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But i have gifs from both movies so...

06.03.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

See? I didn't even add that because it's even MORE unbelievable. "I was in a movie with Shug Avery, John Amos, Golden Brooks, and Bill Cobbs. It was the same summer i was in a movie with Michael Shannon." Does that eve SOUND realistic?!?!

06.03.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

🀣🀣🀣 Block Party

06.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait but Trump made American soldiers get on their knees to roll out the red carpet for Putin! I thought that would surely make him respect us

06.03.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 252 πŸ” 60 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3

Like if i say "i was in a movie with Shug Avery" idk if i would believe it.

06.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

🀣🀣🀣🀣

06.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I...my entire life sounds fake. If i didn't have pictures EYE wouldn't believe it

06.03.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

WHAT DOES HAKUNA MATATA MEAN?!?!

06.03.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Grudgie is removing comments that mention the previous times in US history this has happened.

06.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But but...Hakuna Matata! You sang Hakuna Matata! And what does that mean?

06.03.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I know the answer to this one!

06.03.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit is sitting in a chair with his eyes closed and his mouth open . Alt: a man in a suit is sitting in a chair with his eyes closed and his mouth open .
06.03.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Smh

06.03.2026 02:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Say man

06.03.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Currently a 7.5 but give me til june

06.03.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0