I don't know if "Have I Got News For You" will get pre-empted tomorrow night, but we I just got home from taping and I think we made a war about as funny as you're going to make it. Guests @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social and @jennyhagel.bsky.social were so funny. It'll be on the app if not TV.
07.03.2026 04:16
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Lock in with your good friends. You will need each other.
07.03.2026 02:57
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You donβt look like your goals.
You look like your daily habits.
10.03.2025 13:53
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07.03.2026 01:53
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She is a gift
07.03.2026 01:53
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Rarely. Luenell is hilarious ALL the time
07.03.2026 01:53
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She is funnier than you would expect
07.03.2026 01:28
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They steadily blaming these stats on non-English speaking immigrants, too, but the obvious fact is that 56% of this country is White
06.03.2026 20:43
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Friendly reminder that there's a likely chance that the person you're thinking about going back and forth with who commented something ridiculous on your post didn't properly comprehend what you originally wrote.
12.21% of adults in the U.S. read below a 5th-grade level.
13. 19% of high school graduates in the U.S. can't read
14.42 million U.S. adults can't read past a 5th-grade level.
15.50% of adults in the U.S. can't read a book written at an 8th-grade level.
Apropos of something
06.03.2026 20:31
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It was a preemptive strike.
06.03.2026 19:48
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"You like Felonious Munk? You may also like this Black guy with a beard"
06.03.2026 17:43
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06.03.2026 17:42
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Fame-ish!
06.03.2026 17:12
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On my momma
06.03.2026 17:04
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But i have gifs from both movies so...
06.03.2026 17:00
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See? I didn't even add that because it's even MORE unbelievable. "I was in a movie with Shug Avery, John Amos, Golden Brooks, and Bill Cobbs. It was the same summer i was in a movie with Michael Shannon." Does that eve SOUND realistic?!?!
06.03.2026 16:58
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06.03.2026 16:29
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Wait but Trump made American soldiers get on their knees to roll out the red carpet for Putin! I thought that would surely make him respect us
06.03.2026 16:24
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Like if i say "i was in a movie with Shug Avery" idk if i would believe it.
06.03.2026 16:23
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06.03.2026 15:50
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I...my entire life sounds fake. If i didn't have pictures EYE wouldn't believe it
06.03.2026 15:48
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WHAT DOES HAKUNA MATATA MEAN?!?!
06.03.2026 15:19
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Grudgie is removing comments that mention the previous times in US history this has happened.
06.03.2026 15:12
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But but...Hakuna Matata! You sang Hakuna Matata! And what does that mean?
06.03.2026 15:08
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I know the answer to this one!
06.03.2026 14:45
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Smh
06.03.2026 02:49
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Say man
06.03.2026 02:46
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Currently a 7.5 but give me til june
06.03.2026 01:53
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