Adam Nuchtern

I think we should do a "Iran Reset" but instead of presenting the Iranians with a ceremonial red button, we give them Pete Hegseth hogtied with a bag over his head

it's fascinating how most presidents don't have a button to lower prices, but donald john trump has created USS Enterprise levels of buttons for generating inflation

i don't care about any arguments against this. right now the sum total of my political advocacy is: crush the Republicans and make them pay. i don't care what comes after because until we do that nothing better is possible.

assumming it's built, the ballroom

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

how come they got rid of split screen multiplayer for everything except idiots yelling at each other

this is not an amount of money any individual or household should be able to have and we have to abolish both billionaires as a group and the economic system that makes them possible

It's like accusing us of being the synagogue of Dan Fielding

The Synagogue of Satan thing is weird. Jews don't have Satan. We do have a figure called ha-satan, meaning the adversary, who is like a heavenly prosecutor who is an agent of god, but most branches of modern Judaism don't even see that as a literal figure.

I don't know how these guys are smart enough to put their pants on in the morning

Hiring the dregs of Liberty Law School for the DOJ is the legal equivalent of drafting 13-year-olds into the infantry

r/gardening . 2y ago YouTube gardeners with good cinematography + no conspiracy theories?

now?? as in, today???

just for the record...

the united states "secretary of war" did not offer any condolences to the families of three servicemen he killed.

Our government did bomb Philadelphia and we did forget about it after a couple of Rocky movies.

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Cameron Kasky @camkasky · 18h Watch the West Bank closely. Israeli settlers never miss opportunities like these to unleash terror upon Palestinian families. Girl Wonder @yo_wonderful They have like 6 seats in the knesset. They are not a mainstream movement.

It's incredible how often this claim is made. Settlers are members of the Israeli cabinet, hold the finance ministry and much of the defense ministry, are in charge of the national command of the police, and there are settlers who have served on the high court. The president himself is pro-settler.

This woman is every bit as much a hard-right religious fanatic as any Israeli, but because so many Americans are like that and they don’t have anything that marks them as “different”, it’s just brushed off even by people who generally oppose Israel

We make fun of Israel for being an unhinged hypermilitaristic society, but the cult of reverence the US has toward troops and especially dead troops is worse than anything they have over there.

Imagine watching the US bomb an elementary school and feeling “closure” for your son who died when he drove his tank off a bridge. Absolute fucking swine

This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.

You know how they used to make Indiana Jones video games and toys but the legal departments were always "you can't actually show Nazis or Nazi symbols in this, you have to edit them into some vague representation of Nazis that's just enough for children consuming these to understand" yeah that

every time one of these markets dissembles and parses and weasels their way out of paying people on a technicality my heart grows three sizes like the grinch. i love to watch these people get scammed on crypto and nfts and gambling. they deserve it and it's funny and it's not my problem at all

"American innovation" now refers to making a kind of atrocity cronut by combining insider trading with war crimes.

These people are so fucking stupid or delusional that they think launching an unprovoked attack on Shabbat Zachor does not make then Amalek

he straight up says literally in the prior sentence that "bombs will be dropping everywhere"

yeah please take over your government after i turn all of your civilian infrastructure into ash. fuck off you hitlerite.

I’m not watching that video st 3am but I don’t need to see it know this is a grave violation of US and international law. From my area of study I can tell you that it’s easy to think the UN Charter doesn’t mean much, but we want to live in a world that values its prohibition on aggressive warfare

If you’re a Democrat in Congress who is considering supporting Trump’s illegal war in Iran, please consider self-immolation instead.