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I have an aflliction that makes me like Star Trek and hot women and itβs called being cool as fuck disorder ok
Anyone who says that βthe internet is foreverβ clearly has too much self respect because idgaf
Itβs no coincidence facehuggers (insemination crustaceans) resemble the greatest species (crabs) because the creators knew crabs are the best bodily form in the universe
Excuse me why the FRUCK is Kate Mulgrew so goddamned HOT
Beer goes in, I exist out. I refuse to understand the absolute alchemy that goes on within this human form to convert beer molecules to brain and somehow consciousness, but ok
If youβre cold, theyβre cold. Bring them inside
A rainbow shirt in target wonβt turn your kids gay but Kate Mulgrew as Captain Janeway will
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT OUR LORT AND SAVOIUR JANEWAY TODAY π§οΏΌ
Booting the cult back up bitches, we gotta get the horny unhinged Janeway madness back up and runningοΏΌ
MOTHERRRRR π₯
Pours beer on your head (I baptise you)
Probably my favourite pastime is being a menace : just menacing around, being annoying asf
Imagine hating me and I'm just over here like
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Real
My body is a machine that turns caffeine and beer into niche shitposts for nerds online
Not now honey, mommyβs busy lusting online after a 70 year old woman who has no idea I exist
Humanity has had its time. Let the birds evolve back to dinosaur and retake the earth.
The more I learn about electricity, the more I think that shit makes no fucken sense
Have you considered renouncing your humanity and becoming salamander
Bet getting spaghettified into a black hole feels like the ultimate spine crack
I just have an absolutely feral need TO KNOW. Everything. All the time. What is that. WHYYYY
Me when someone says they donβt like Star Trek
If the moon is made of cheese, and the sun is basically a big stovetop in space then how come we don't get drippy melty cheese bits in the form of rain. HUH? Big nasa is lying to us about it. Open your minds steeple
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There really are so many fantastic references! Such a great piece of tv π
Getting real tired of this whole βpay to existβ scam