Doug!

He can’t get MORE cancer

Running a drug empire could have been a cute couple activity!

We’d never see her cute boots!

If there was ever a writer that has to stay 200 yards away from a teenage character at all times, it’s Chris Claremont

The only worse person I could think of is Chris Claremont

Do you ever think of something and get mad it could never happen?

I don’t think Team America: World Police was supposed to be a documentary

Look at drew with his fancy book learning knowing the difference between “hero” and “protagonist”

DARWYN COOKE’S LUPIN THE THIRD

So they DO have a group chat!

If I lived in an apartment I would probably spend more on litter but I have the luxery of shoving the box in a corner of the utility room so clean up isn't an issue

Going down to one cat last year also helped

Cat litter is one of the five things I go there for regularly

It's not the best litter but at $10 for a huge box it's worth it

Cat litter? They changed the packaging

Maybe. But if they're trading Carlson for assets, they are definitely planning for a retool for the post-Ovi era

I'm sorry to tell you but you're about to go into a rebuild

I really hope it goes better for you than it has for most of the league

*unbrans your raisins*

I thought Tampa was trying to win the Stanley Cup this year

You'd have a puppers?

I mean this with full offence: Palmer Lucky looks like the villain in an Ernest Cline novel

*Stares in T'Au player watching 'The Exodite'*

He constantly falls for that "if your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer" school yard trick

D'es hummies don' know how de economies wurks

*cries while listening to Cat's in the Cradle*

You have to give props to your plug

I drive across the city to hit the Costco Gas bar, the saving are worth it

Happy Birthday!

A screenshot from the movie The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey where Bilbo Baggins is running down a road surrounded by grassy mounds. Text: You're going to eat a burger

Fast food chain social interns running to the executive floor to pitch the CEO a new video campaign