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Taryn

@thayden

Sci-fi nerd. I put people to sleep and get paid for it. Ted Cruz is still a putz. Cat mom, bird wrangler. TV addict with strong snack opinions. Will absolutely take your pickle if you don’t want it.Typo royalty. TX → PNW (frequent flyer of chaos)

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Guess what came in the mail yesterday? So excited to hold our beautiful book. @watchfulwizardp.bsky.social

08.03.2026 20:53 👍 952 🔁 64 💬 44 📌 7
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I heard the audio. He said it.
Lord. What have y'all done.

10.03.2026 00:41 👍 5033 🔁 1714 💬 607 📌 220

We are fine

09.03.2026 01:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Spring forward... Fall back... whatever.

Can we just pick ONE & stick with it once & for ALL?!!! ⏰

08.03.2026 18:36 👍 15526 🔁 1939 💬 1332 📌 208

So woke up this morning. It’s still raining and now flooding here

08.03.2026 19:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Okay where are all the pokemon people at? I have questions.

08.03.2026 19:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No flooding here yet but the season just started sadly there have been twisters in the state with a death count. :(

08.03.2026 06:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My grass was CRUNCHY! Dude.

08.03.2026 02:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Looks like we've made a number of new signings on the Sounders based on the way names are getting pronounced. WTF

08.03.2026 02:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ITS RAINING. FINALLY!

08.03.2026 02:00 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This will not age well.

07.03.2026 16:58 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Happy Saturday Sky people. If you live in the south it’s going to be a stormy day please be careful. Twister season has started with a bang.

07.03.2026 16:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Our troops are dying this isn’t a video game. The White House is posting so-called “hype” videos that mix real footage from the war in Iran with clips from movies and video games like Call of Duty. It’s an absolute disgrace.

07.03.2026 02:35 👍 11889 🔁 3348 💬 478 📌 175
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Gathering Storm Over Puget Sound off Alki Beach:

07.03.2026 05:45 👍 17 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
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count your days pokemon

06.03.2026 00:40 👍 633 🔁 60 💬 6 📌 0
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MASSIE: “Iran is not Venezuela. The Ayatollah was not a president. He was a religious leader… 🇺🇸 & 🇮🇱 turned him into a martyr, expended billions, 6 🇺🇸 families must now lay to rest their sons & daughters. And for what? This administration can't even give us a straight answer.”

06.03.2026 04:11 👍 19805 🔁 6074 💬 558 📌 237
Binx, a black Bombay with stretchy arms.

Binx, a black Bombay with stretchy arms.

HEY YOU!

Stop doomscrolling and look at this cat for a sec!
She’ll make you feel better! 😊

06.03.2026 04:26 👍 2448 🔁 158 💬 100 📌 11

I want to know what a real nerd is though. 🤣🤣.

06.03.2026 05:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I actually snorted laughing.

06.03.2026 04:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Someone told me today I wasn’t a “ real nerd”. I was just a “ science nerd”. Can someone explain to me WTF that even means.

06.03.2026 04:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

WTF

06.03.2026 03:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Never forget that this what The Washington Post said when Noem was nominated.

06.03.2026 02:45 👍 12850 🔁 2858 💬 748 📌 181

I’ve spent the last three hours watching people open pokemon packs. Why is it relaxing? What is wrong with my brain?

06.03.2026 03:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The Mister just found all his Pokémon cards from when he was a kid. This is going to take forever to go through these.

05.03.2026 02:50 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Slurring all over the damn place

05.03.2026 00:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Exactly

05.03.2026 00:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s looking increasingly likely that Kristi Noem and Lewandowski funneled almost 200 million in government money to a company that is run by her friend and that nobody can give an address for.

Oh, and it was 8 days old when it was awarded the contract.

04.03.2026 19:03 👍 23822 🔁 9400 💬 1246 📌 614

If ya didn’t know Paralympic curling has started!

05.03.2026 00:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Turns out the YouTube viewer Bots don't purchase tickets.

04.03.2026 06:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s time for new blood.

04.03.2026 06:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0