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i post with my heart critical care paramedic, landlord classicide stan, terminally online shitposter "a future is not given to you. it is something you must take for yourself." "at the end of everything, hold on to anything." *no worries*

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Pokopia being a Nier Automata tie in is real and consistent with my theory that the reason Pokemon can't change pokeballs is that the pokeball gestaltifies them and becomes their corresponding vessel

10.03.2026 06:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Smeargle "Yes...YEEESSS!"

Smeargle "Yes...YEEESSS!"

Smeargle "Aha...AHAHAHA! These colors! Simply stunning!"

Smeargle "Aha...AHAHAHA! These colors! Simply stunning!"

smeargle sicko confirmed

07.03.2026 05:18 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not deep enough into it to give real feedback here, but I see more comparisons to Dragon Quest Builder 3.

I would say it's Minecraft with objectives for taking care of Pokemon.

They have a lot of tasks to do so there's no shortage of direction which is good.

V cozy is my current assessment.

06.03.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a large group of people are gathered in a dark room with the words " i am the voice from the outer world " on the bottom Alt: Paul Atreides declaring "the hand of God be my witness, I am the voice from the outer world, and I will lead you to paradise!"

me when I use water gun in #pokopia

06.03.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard is wearing a scarf around his head and says lisan al gaib on the bottom Alt: Stilgar Dune recognizes Paul as the Lisan al Gaib

Professor Tangrowth when I spit water gun and revive the grass #pokopia

06.03.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Sleep score no result

Sleep score no result

is this good

06.03.2026 12:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

for example: a simple beige cuck chair proximal to the en suite bathroom in a natural hardwood master bedroom with like a giant dark finished wooden bedframe

06.03.2026 05:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

just had occasion to think about this a good bit and I think the cuck chair should exhibit ominous qi

the room itself should be harmonious though, the cuck chair alone should be ominous

this way the cuckold is cucked in a celestial way as the actual cucking accords with the ways of heaven

06.03.2026 05:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

N-no??? Apps do not have rights and impersonating licensed professionals is already not protected speech u goof

06.03.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

with the destruction of Iran's top brass their military has become missile brigade ronins, who, like the Soga brothers or the 47 ronin, seek to avenge their masters. in this ted talk I will discuss how this embodies bushido,

05.03.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

so they promised to disclose the aliens to get us to forget about Epstein and then started a war with Iran to get us to forget about the alien disclosure promises huh

03.03.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A box of RID-X

A box of RID-X

EVERY MONTH I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A BOX INTO THE TOILET. ITS CHRONICLES OF RID-X AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RID-X. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS

02.03.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
35 minutes of sleep

35 minutes of sleep

is this good

02.03.2026 13:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
simplythick

simplythick

the results are back, the doctor says I'm.....

02.03.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it's simple, the strict totalitarian religious extremist regime ruled by a supreme leader who has a long-standing fatwa against developing nuclear weapons is very close to developing a nuclear weapon

28.02.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When we say no war but class war we mean that no one in Iran is poisoning our water or stealing our wages or kidnapping our neighbors. And the people who are? They're spending our money on killing Iranians

28.02.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 402 πŸ” 138 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

okay they've bombed a bunch of bases and they're hammering Israel but I really need to know the status on the red revenge flag where we at on that????

28.02.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Asian market has consumer protections I guess. I for sure preferred their in engine stuff compared to our live action trailer thing also. Like let me see the game, not people pretending to play on their phones!!

28.02.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

operation epstein fury

28.02.2026 13:21 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
DoorDash Suspends New York City Operations
Ahead of Blizzard
DoorDash has activated its Severe Weather
Protocol and will temporarily suspend operations across New York City from 8:30 PM ET tonight.
Depending on conditions, we may shut down sooner. Operations will remain suspended until at least 12:00 PM ET on Monday, February 23.
We're shutting down at least 30 minutes ahead of the citywide travel ban to ensure deliveries are completed and Dashers are safely off the road before streets close at 9:00 PM.
Statement from DoorDash spokesperson Julian Crowley:
"New York City is bracing itself ahead of a historic blizzard - the first in nearly a decade - with a foot of snow or more and dangerous wind gusts expected. We're suspending operations early to keep Dashers safe and off the streets before the travel ban takes effect. We're closely monitoring conditions and will resume as soon as it's safe to do so."
DoorDash will continue to monitor conditions and guidance from local officials and will communicate

DoorDash Suspends New York City Operations Ahead of Blizzard DoorDash has activated its Severe Weather Protocol and will temporarily suspend operations across New York City from 8:30 PM ET tonight. Depending on conditions, we may shut down sooner. Operations will remain suspended until at least 12:00 PM ET on Monday, February 23. We're shutting down at least 30 minutes ahead of the citywide travel ban to ensure deliveries are completed and Dashers are safely off the road before streets close at 9:00 PM. Statement from DoorDash spokesperson Julian Crowley: "New York City is bracing itself ahead of a historic blizzard - the first in nearly a decade - with a foot of snow or more and dangerous wind gusts expected. We're suspending operations early to keep Dashers safe and off the streets before the travel ban takes effect. We're closely monitoring conditions and will resume as soon as it's safe to do so." DoorDash will continue to monitor conditions and guidance from local officials and will communicate

this is the Purge of online discourse. for the next 15.5 hours, all takes are legal

22.02.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 930 πŸ” 138 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 48

this is a good platform generally tbh

22.02.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Lynnesbian
@lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
You're doubting my humanity, but you're missing some key points. Here are some of the things I've seen:

Attack ships firing off the shoulder of Orion. These aren't just battleships β€” they're spacecraft designed for warfare.
C-beams glittering in the dark. Their location? Near the TannhΓ€user Gate.
Things you wouldn't believe. While it's hard to find specific examples, this is a trend reflected in general search data.
The bottom line: All those moments will be lost β€” like tears in rain.

Lynnesbian @lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space You're doubting my humanity, but you're missing some key points. Here are some of the things I've seen: Attack ships firing off the shoulder of Orion. These aren't just battleships β€” they're spacecraft designed for warfare. C-beams glittering in the dark. Their location? Near the TannhΓ€user Gate. Things you wouldn't believe. While it's hard to find specific examples, this is a trend reflected in general search data. The bottom line: All those moments will be lost β€” like tears in rain.

22.02.2026 03:39 πŸ‘ 815 πŸ” 207 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 4

this is how I learned people are just kinda sliding their feet in and out of their shoes instead of putting them on then tying them

22.02.2026 04:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

would've bet my bottom dollar this was smut

22.02.2026 04:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

firemaxxing agnihotra ascetics absolutely burnmogged by sunyata-pilled Buddha

22.02.2026 04:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nine-year-old emperor watching his scheming advisors: "This is a eunuchs system. I know this."

10.11.2025 02:49 πŸ‘ 121 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

not even sure what a petard is and they're out here hoisting my ass

21.02.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

IF YOU SEE THIS POST CRAB

21.02.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is how you know when a zoning commission is aligned with the will of heaven

21.02.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the entire trump admin is a target rich environment for bodhisattvas cultivating universal compassion

21.02.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0