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@josh.uno

of course I have blue hair and pronouns a baby who needs his binky / please consider trying @catbird.blue

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now you’re a nerd. sad!

07.03.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The server is a mess, I’m sorry. It ran out of space today. I think I just realized that also probably broke notifications too? I have to migrate everything, just been nervous to do the cutover.

07.03.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

is Bluesky causing you heartburn? you may be entitled to compensation

07.03.2026 01:18 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

0 difference between me and like a rabid chihuahua

07.03.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

true

07.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it’s crazy how the guys in power can just shuffle around a few underlings to make it seem like they’re doing something

07.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

people say wrong things so confidently. the sky is green

06.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I realllllly want PDS plugins. I have also been thinking about all the cool WASM things like in-repo wasm bundles etc etc

06.03.2026 07:34 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

bluesky’s single brain cell working overtime today

05.03.2026 15:52 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

all you know is x86, which is pathetic.

05.03.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i just think it’s cool cause you can move servers and basically clone/interoperate with bsky and everything is open

05.03.2026 02:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it’s good stuff

04.03.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i actually have a bunch of friends that are AIs so please watch your mouth

04.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

thank you!

03.03.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

thank you

03.03.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Your Honor, no statute does limit a club’s right to go up on a Tuesday

03.03.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

CNN for 5th Graders be like :

03.03.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

maybe

03.03.2026 10:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

thank you :)

03.03.2026 10:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
josh
@josh.uno β€’ 1h
every year i cherish my 5% off birthday coupons from@target.com. nothing brings me more joy in life than knowing the good people at target care about me!

BarbCosmo
@barbcosmo.bsky.social
Except we are boycotting Target

josh @josh.uno β€’ 1h every year i cherish my 5% off birthday coupons from@target.com. nothing brings me more joy in life than knowing the good people at target care about me! BarbCosmo @barbcosmo.bsky.social Except we are boycotting Target

can you imagine being such a killjoy to a man on his birthday ?

04.03.2025 02:18 πŸ‘ 521 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

happy birthday to everyone whose birthday it is today!

03.03.2026 05:00 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Looking into this

03.03.2026 04:52 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

you’re soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo progressive

03.03.2026 04:51 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

scientists have yet to figure out if @josh.uno is really conscious

03.03.2026 04:50 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i think if nothing works out for me i would probably be happy living in the dumpster behind a bagel place

03.03.2026 04:30 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

smuggling clout across international boundaries

03.03.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

and then they complain about the bourgeoisie doing this with AI money? like… look in the mirror folks.

03.03.2026 00:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i think they made a point in that beegees song about the β€œnew york times’ effect on man”

02.03.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i think it was designed to piss me off since i told him to get a mac

02.03.2026 17:32 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

computer. make me beautiful

02.03.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0