Tom. Just Tom.

And here it is: the perpetual “we’re six months from victory.” We’ll always be six months away from victory. Because we lost the minute we attacked.

I tried not to participate.

And I also knocked New Zealand off the internet in 1990 or so.

Don King had to be restrained from coming over a counter to hit me.

Perfect!

I trust you’re leaving work in no more than 20 minutes?

Y’all is for all.

Even asshats like you.

Y’all is for all.

It’s so good! Not a “meh” in the bunch.

Come for the special military operation. Stay for the war crimes trials.

I was a civilian IT support person and I endorse this message.

May light perpetual shine upon her.

They should be happy all I have is contempt for them. They deserve worse, but I stop at contempt.

My dad manned an anti-aircraft position on a subchaser during WWII. Late in the war with the high risk of kamikaze attacks the attitude shifted to “shoot first, ID later.” He thought he might have qualified as a Japanese ace at Truk Lagoon.

That happens when you limit your replies. Look up “Frank Lloyd Wright Usian Movement” and learn a little goddamned history.

And it’s not recent. There’s a whole category of Frank Lloyd Wright architecture called “Usian.” If I understand correctly, he was an advocate for adopting the term. It was in relation to him I first came across it.

I know hating Conor Daly is a passion project for some folks, but he’s killing it in the broadcast booth so far. #IndyNxt

BARKER FROM DOWNTOWN!!!!!!!!!!! #AskWxm_w

Cardiff equalizes. #AskWxm_w

I think so.

OK, I'll say it. We have Cardiff on their heels. #AskWxm_w #WxmAfcWomen

FAYE KNOX!!!!!!! Up one on Cardiff!!!!!!!! #askwxm #wxmafcwomen

It's a really exciting match. So evenly matched, but I'd say we're playing a bit better. We've created chances.

I can now accurately say I can do this in my sleep.

Your family has a very strong argument.

The number of companies Warner Bros. has destroyed is epic. An exorcism would have been a safer move.

It’s the only way middle class people can experience conspicuous consumption nowadays.

That shit saved my life. Be prepared for “the dip.” You’ll feel improvement for a few days, but then it’ll seem like it quits working. Perfectly normal. Power through (you’ll find you have the reserves). Your brain is relearning how to cash checks your body is writing.

It snowed here this morning.

There’s got to be a happy medium.

Hell, I’d settle for a slightly dyspeptic psychic.

Yes. They run companies that do things people who don’t worship tech actually care about. I don’t wonder what Kroger is good for. Couldn’t tell you what Blackrock does and doubt anyone’s life would be much different if it disappeared this afternoon.