i am 97% certain that @theonion.com ran an article (possible even front page) in the late 90s to the effect of "Clinton Mentions Your Name Repeatedly In Announcement Of New 'Shit-Ass Tax'" but the internet is giving me bupkes for results. did i hallucinate this?
if you put Disco in the title of your album and then it’s boring it should be removed from existence
this song is like an unnecessary bonus track off a bloated deluxe anniversary edition of ween's "pure guava"
them: be careful what you put online. the internet is forever
me: where is the slow wave webcomic from around 2008 where the reader dreamt about being in a rap battle at school
internet: here you go, watch a couple historical guys rap on youtube, it's like a shitty hamilton spin-off
you've sold me on it
wwf exec 1: say uh "ok, listen up, turkey-necks"
wwf exec 2: i don't think we can say that
wwf exec 1: well, shoot. (to me) what can you think of
me: (monster truck rally voice) ATTENTION WRESTLING FANS... ARE YOU READY TO MEET THE WWF LEGEND CHYNA? CAN YOU HANDLE THE EXCITEMENT
wwf exec 1: ok great
when the late pro wrestler chyna released a book in early 2001, she did an in-store signing at the target where i worked. two wwf execs asked me to do announcements in a "cool voice" to draw attention to her table. it was pretty fun but no one showed up and she was deeply peeved.
i only saw an skate shop's post about the reissues today, and the comments were "hell yeah skypager ruled" and "why aren't these football shaped", so there might be a strong market for the original VHS among skaters of a certain age
leaving my typo re: the 90s skatebardar, jaff pang, because i am lazy
excited to see news of an underworld element reissue series, only to discover the jaff pang "phillies blunt" deck is a modern shape and has his name in place of the phillies logo
SCOOP: Proton Mail provided Swiss authorities with payment data that the FBI then used to determine who was allegedly behind an anonymous account affiliated with the Stop Cop City movement in Atlanta, according to a court record reviewed by 404 Media.
Markwayne Mark Mullin, A Play By David Mamet
i think this clip was the first time i heard the canadian pronunciation of "progress"
them: what radicalized you against AI
me:
We are witnessing an intentional mass de-skilling and illiteracy event take place before our very eyes across all mediums of expression and thought.
heard yuto is gonna do this for about a year, stack that cash, and then go do his own airline
john mclaughlin: despite the president's claims of "'tis a pirate's life for e'ery man both on land and at sea", many americans are struggling to make ends meet. with me this week are pat buchanan, eleanor clift, jack germond, and long john silver. long john silver: your thoughts?
long john silver:
his instagram account is private so i won't share them here but if you see this, dad: keep it up, it makes me very happy
my dad (80) has been using some sort of photo editor program to make composites of weird little sci fi images with his nature photography and the results are top tier meme shitpost quality. he just posted a florida beach at sunset with sandworm leto II from "god emperor of dune" cover *chef's kiss*
there is a foreboding scent of patchouli and axe body spray on the wind. in the distance, a voice can be heard to say, "maybe i should grow a soul patch"
it's going to be terrible! your kids will love 311
trend prediction for 2027: mellow funky white guys are back as a resurgence of radio-friendly rock with rap or reggae elements emerges to take over the oversaturated "shoegaze" revival scene. explainer clips on tiktok (e.g. "citizen king: so underrated!!!"), hemp necklaces, and frosted tips are big
stereogum: kurt loder chimed in on the issue
kurt loder:
you are only allowed to discuss weaponry, if you absolutely must speak
seconded. this was my order back when they were in dinkytown a million years ago
lets be real, those loops never disintegrated
"emma" assures me that she is not an AI/LLM
