I’m already drained from work next week
07.03.2026 04:49
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why are taters the only thing we’ve totted
06.03.2026 21:10
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I had strawberries!
07.03.2026 04:12
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Got stoned and forgot to respond to people. If it’s urgent please resend your message in 3–5 business bong rips
07.03.2026 04:10
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they should invent guiltless pleasure
07.03.2026 04:02
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Bipolar 2 is my main squeeze, ADHD is my side piece
07.03.2026 01:34
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that gap in my resume was from when Jesus was carrying me
06.03.2026 23:40
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I need to see this in writing. And I am being 100% honest, it’s not a spicy alt
06.03.2026 22:59
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Do you want to know how I know my ex put a hex on me?
I got a pimple under my nose in the same spot where it’s raw and red from blowing my nose
06.03.2026 22:57
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You’ll never get it out of me (and it’s not a spicy account)
06.03.2026 22:44
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@shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social
06.03.2026 21:11
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the existence of adderall implies the existence of subtracternone, multiplierthem and dividerup
06.03.2026 19:51
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I use voice to text on big words I can’t spell
06.03.2026 19:52
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A secret third thing (crying)
06.03.2026 19:50
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Damn what a travesty
06.03.2026 19:43
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It’s supposed to storm here tonight. The midwesterner in me says I’m going to open the door for a minute and take a look
06.03.2026 19:43
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On Fridays we love ourselves. I don’t make the rules.
* I do make the rules
06.03.2026 18:02
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You can be a 10/10 but be a 1 if you have no common sense
06.03.2026 18:10
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I have more bangers than what’s on my profile because my alt account is [redacted]
06.03.2026 19:36
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All red and no bull
06.03.2026 16:20
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HEAVYWEIGHT
06.03.2026 15:03
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Good thing I don't have any plans this weekend!
06.03.2026 14:23
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A small abstract painting with lime green, orange, tan, hot pink, white, black and silver paint by The Daniel @intelectconfig.wtf
Everyone look the pretty art @intelectconfig.wtf made. Now I just need to get a small frame and hang it up on my wall 💚
06.03.2026 13:41
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I got a double quarter pounder with just cheese and pickles, a 10 piece chicken nugget meal with fries and a Diet Coke
06.03.2026 04:18
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Freddy’s is gross anyway
06.03.2026 04:18
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In a stunning reversal, 63 year old MC Hammer announces that you are now allowed to touch this.
06.03.2026 00:00
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JUDGE: I sentence you to 37 years in prison
ME: nah
JUDGE: what
ME: I’m not vibing that
JUDGE: I see
ME: yeah
JUDGE: I guess you’re free to go then
ME: peace out my robed brother
JUDGE: that is the coolest guy I’ve ever seen it was an honor to let him go
05.03.2026 01:44
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Gimme some of that pound cake <food sext>
06.03.2026 02:42
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Honey, that Deadpool guy is trying to sell me a cellphone again.
06.03.2026 02:43
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