JesseJaneReads's Avatar

JesseJaneReads

@jessejanereads

Mom, wife, book lover, Dog Person™️ Current motto: Sarcasm, sweatpants, and survival https://jessejane306.wordpress.com

570
Followers
623
Following
1,114
Posts
03.12.2024
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by JesseJaneReads @jessejanereads

This and mandatory age limits. Nobody over 70

04.03.2026 18:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That is one classy lady

04.03.2026 18:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Preview
a picture of a raccoon with its mouth open and the words aa aa aa aa aa Alt: ‘a picture of a raccoon with its mouth open and the words aa aa aa aa aa’ rage screaming

My flabbergasted are ghasted. I’d have voted for her over any white man in a heartbeat

I know I’m white but fucking white people

04.03.2026 13:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just watched Daniel Radcliffe hype his ‘one man show’ and if my lotto numbers hit, I’m going to NYC for it.

Otherwise I’ll just wish from my couch in a living that looks like there was a struggle in the playroom

03.03.2026 18:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Weather that has it snowing with a high of 35° on Monday and in the mid to upper 70s by the weekend

Weather that has it snowing with a high of 35° on Monday and in the mid to upper 70s by the weekend

Sure. Why the fuck not?

03.03.2026 01:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hubs has a personal conspiracy theory. We are in an orphaned timeline.

A major event that was supposed to have been prevented happened hence the perpetual and escalating insanity

What event? How will it resolve itself? I need a Doctor Who rewatch for this one.

03.03.2026 00:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica

So much bad news but just saw this guy & his lady are married. Needed this to end our day ..
youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk?...

02.03.2026 01:55 👍 336 🔁 65 💬 28 📌 22

I do monthly TBR collections on my Kindle. I deleted last month’s somehow fully deleting the eARC that remained in it. Gone from my Kindle, gone from my content library

Fortunately, it wasn’t archived on NG but I still have to wait for it to be resent and get back to roughly where I was #BookSky

02.03.2026 17:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love how specific The Onion has to get to still be parody these days.

02.03.2026 17:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sometimes I think people forget the ¢ symbol exists

02.03.2026 15:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The special hell with pedos and their protectors

02.03.2026 12:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

‘A Rhodes, Mal, and Bernie…That sounds like a buddy comedy.’

02.03.2026 12:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
FREE eBOOK DOWNLOADS The following websites offer a wide selection of Free eBook titles from the classics, to contemporary, and non-fiction. Bookmark these pages! Manybooks.net This has become a favorite with thousands of...

www.ebookrumors.com?p=24863

27.02.2026 20:13 👍 4 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
A chihuahua mix in a red shirt sits on one of those road rugs for kids

A chihuahua mix in a red shirt sits on one of those road rugs for kids

My neighbor (who is Norwegian) told me they love tacos. Taco Friday is a whole thing there.

I’m currently trying to convince my spouse to move us all to Norway and open a taco shop. Also how to spell ‘Frijolita’ so Norwegians will say it correctly. I’ve already got the mascot.

28.02.2026 18:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I cross posted to Threads and @ her. I’m sure she knows the part I’m talking about too

28.02.2026 13:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
An uncomfortable looking mouse puppet says ‘My heebies are fucking JEEBIED’

An uncomfortable looking mouse puppet says ‘My heebies are fucking JEEBIED’

I’m 40% deep into Indigent by Briana Cox and I’d like to utilize this meme
#BookSky

28.02.2026 13:36 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We should definitely be in timeout until we can play nicely with others

28.02.2026 13:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think uncrustables have too much jam in the middle but otherwise a solid choice for convenience food

28.02.2026 13:32 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Austin area folks: Austin Animal Services is over capacity & needs help with foster & adopt. Additionally there is a Central Texas wide name your adoption fee event coming up, March 6-8. Please consider fostering if you can't adopt. Homes without children & pets are unicorn homes for some dogs.

26.02.2026 15:12 👍 1506 🔁 994 💬 1 📌 0

I forgot we had the 100 Words for Little Geeks board book. 2 now knows the words dystopia and entropy

26.02.2026 23:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Remember when powerful people faced consequences? That was cool.

Sometimes I wonder what it’s like in the timeline where the leaders of the confederacy were tried for treason. I bet it’s better there

26.02.2026 23:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And every bored cop who needs to meet a quota

26.02.2026 23:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My their pillows be hot, their underpants ill fitting, their elevators and red lights poorly timed, their coffee the wrong temperature, and their scissors frequently missing.

26.02.2026 23:21 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Post image

SERIES PRICE DROP: $3.99 --> $1.99!
If you haven't started the Taste of Love Series by Chandra Blumberg, make sure to grab both standalone novels in the author's contemporary romance series while they're on SALE for $1.99! #booksky
Digging Up Love: amzn.to/38hVzxj
Stirring Up Love: amzn.to/3yVil7W

24.02.2026 03:58 👍 9 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
Video thumbnail

Another baby at Dilley detention center needs your help!

This is life or death. Please use the resource document below to make the calls.

22.02.2026 05:11 👍 285 🔁 172 💬 6 📌 38

2 wanted some of 6’s bagel. He agreed to let me break off a tiny piece but didn’t really want to share.

Me: What do we say?

2: I want more bagel

Me: I was going for ‘thank you’

24.02.2026 13:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Given my NetGalley TBR, I’m better off reading anyway. My ratio is close to his approval level

23.02.2026 05:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They make ghost pepper cheese. Put some on his burger and this shit show is finally over

23.02.2026 03:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mine reminded me that she’d either be on a Caribbean island or with another family in the same area because she’s little and cute

23.02.2026 03:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0