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el is all in, mate πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ

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my love for OFMD is un-cancelable || she/her, mid-30s might be a stretch at this point || AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/spanishforthecar || pfp by @neslee.bsky.social, header by ADHD || gay pirates, oversharing, occasional politics

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THIS IS SO GOOD!!!

09.03.2026 04:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

a year ago I started taking ceramics classes bc I think it's good for me to be utter dogshit at things, but I actually really love how this bowl turned out--enough that I felt brave enough to submit it for the craft fair! Soon, you can own your very own NOT utter dogshit purple bowl, made by me πŸ’œ

09.03.2026 03:01 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

08.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 17024 πŸ” 3384 πŸ’¬ 202 πŸ“Œ 119
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Donate to Help abs with their top surgery!, organized by Abagail K My name is Abagail, AKA abs, AKA oatmilktruther, so most of you know me from OFMD fanfic an… Abagail K needs your support for Help abs with their top surgery!

ok hi everypony after much stressing i decided that it would probably b ok and even a good idea to gofundme fr top surgery related costs. so this is that. any shares/donations would mean a lot to me/help me feel a lot more secure about something i am actually so scared about <3 gofund.me/b46ced9d6

27.02.2026 02:31 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 4

This podfic kept me such good company on a grueling but beautiful backpacking trip, and I have the BEST memories associated with it πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

07.03.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey guess what. Sometimes when you have a hard conversation it's met with understanding and love, and even if someone is annoyed or even angry with you, it doesn't mean they hate you and the world is ending. WHO KNEW!!!!!!

06.03.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

I'll take either! Clearly what I've been doing to overcome this tendency isn't working.

06.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I miss them πŸ₯²

archiveofourown.org/works/651922...

06.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

I am 38 human years old. When am I going to learn that avoiding a difficult conversation/unpleasant situation doesn't make it go away; indeed, that it is almost certainly going to make it worse? This is so fucking obvious and yet!!!

06.03.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

The absolute worst thing I can possibly do after work is crawl into bed "just for a minute"

and yet

05.03.2026 02:10 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#4 for meeee

05.03.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

God, this is so relatable. No advice, no useful thoughts, but hugs πŸ«‚

05.03.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Usually when my ADHD is very bad it feels like my brain is full of bees but today it feels full of squirrels. Better? Worse? Neither? Who knows!
🐝🐿️🐝🐿️🐝🐿️🐝🐿️

04.03.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Mothman, doing math, while being hammered out of their father's skull. Mothena!

04.03.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I bike past a car on my way home from work with the license plate MTH MAN and I've never known if it's "Mothman" or "math man" but I want so badly to leave them a doodle of Mothman doing math. Unfortunately, I cannot draw and it would not look like anything.

04.03.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
stede in the battle jacket opening the door to jim and olu's room, looking in with confusion (our flag means death s1e3)

stede in the battle jacket opening the door to jim and olu's room, looking in with confusion (our flag means death s1e3)

extremely sweaty lucius with his mouth open in surprise, standing next to jim and olu who do not exactly have full confidence in lucius explaining this (our flag means death s1e3)

extremely sweaty lucius with his mouth open in surprise, standing next to jim and olu who do not exactly have full confidence in lucius explaining this (our flag means death s1e3)

extremely sweaty lucius now trying to tell stede why he's there, standing next to jim and olu who do not exactly have full confidence in lucius explaining that everything's fine (our flag means death s1e3)

extremely sweaty lucius now trying to tell stede why he's there, standing next to jim and olu who do not exactly have full confidence in lucius explaining that everything's fine (our flag means death s1e3)

have either of you seen- LUCIUS there you are. oh god, why are you so sweaty?

04.03.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 95 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
Photo of a laptop screen showing a spreadsheet with multiple columns of time periods, amounts, organizations, and organizers. The total sum shown is $401,866.16.

Photo of a laptop screen showing a spreadsheet with multiple columns of time periods, amounts, organizations, and organizers. The total sum shown is $401,866.16.

Happy birthday, OFMD! In 4 years we have raised over $401,866.16 for charities and provided over 14,000 meals with Samba and Momentus for the LA Food Bank, all inspired by our love for the show. Maybe we can get to $500k in 2026?

The Fandom Market opens Thursday!

www.32auctions.com/organization...

03.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 150 πŸ” 74 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1
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Post by @ofmdcraftfair Β· 2 images πŸ’¬ 0Β Β πŸ” 26  ❀️ 16Β Β·Β The OFMD Fandom Craft Market is officially open for previewing!Β Β·Β We are blown away by your talent, creativity, and generosity in submitting 900+ crafts! (As Stede Bonnet would s…

THE FUNDRAISER IS OPEN FOR PREVIEWING! Check out the 600 items dropping on the 5th here: www.32auctions.com/organization...

And get more info about how to use 32auctions over on our longer-form post on tumblr!

www.tumblr.com/ofmdcraftfai...

#fandommarket

03.03.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 165 πŸ” 154 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 129

It for real would've been such a tragedy 😭😭😭 What if I'd never even know who/what was out there?!

03.03.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

THIS IS PERFECT YES YES YES

03.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Smooshed up Volvo wagon in the snow. There are semi trucks on all sides and foam all over the ground.

Smooshed up Volvo wagon in the snow. There are semi trucks on all sides and foam all over the ground.

Smooshed up Volvo, view of just the driver's door. Wow! It's so smashed! This is at the tow yard it ended up at.

Smooshed up Volvo, view of just the driver's door. Wow! It's so smashed! This is at the tow yard it ended up at.

Dramatic photos for those interested. I put the graphic media tag on because it's intense, but no blood or anything. Volvo driver for life over here, I walked away from this with nothing but some gnarly bruises and a fat lip from the airbag.

03.03.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Reminded, as I am every year, how fucking glad I am I wasn't killed when my car got crushed between two semi trucks, 10 days before OFMD premiered. For so many reasons, but "being alive to join this fandom" is a big one! Love you all, happy four years of OFMD! πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–

03.03.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Our Flag Means Death PODFIC Database

While AO3 is down, you can use the #OFMD Podfic spreadsheet to see 2,037 stories that have been recorded, as well as an external link column that takes you directly to the audio files where ever they are hosted. docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

03.03.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I posted this and AO3 promptly went back down 😭😭😭

02.03.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now that AO3 is back up (yay!), you can find the visual reading version here archiveofourown.org/works/56385268

Rated T; 4096 words and, yes, there *are* 2048 in each of the two chapters 😌

(But also go listen to boy's podfic because it is fantastic!)

02.03.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–

02.03.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is so great - the direct, personal, immediate impact is HUGE.

28.02.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah, pezlet!!!

28.02.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'll go first: my father-in-law, who is NOT a political guy *at all*, has been doing weekly grocery shopping for a family he knows & who no longer feel safe going out in public bc of 🧊

28.02.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of a scraggly lil tree seemingly growing out of rock. In the background, rolling green hills and a blue sky with wispy white clouds.

Photo to get people to see this post and because I like the "tree thriving in a seemingly inhospitable place" symbolism.

Photo of a scraggly lil tree seemingly growing out of rock. In the background, rolling green hills and a blue sky with wispy white clouds. Photo to get people to see this post and because I like the "tree thriving in a seemingly inhospitable place" symbolism.

Hey, can you share a story about how you've seen someone fight The Horrors recently? Especially if it's a "small" thing. I want to hear about the little ways we're holding our communities together.

28.02.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0