The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated (Though if I did die, I'd try to come back, and turn into a biscuits and gravy burrito)
I think they meant to say "You can smell this picture in the event of your unfortunate demise"
Be nice...or else
Did I wake up to the best DS post of 2025?
πππfrom @desertskiespodcast.com - A Holiday Gift From Desert Skies To Say Thanks For a Wonderful 2025 π
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For every like, every share, every kind comment and every one of these 2 million downloads, thank you. It's been the wildest ride of my life and I wouldn't be here without you (and the best executive producer ever, the magical Michael Freiberg)π΅
If you enjoy metaphysical storytelling with a big dose of heart and humor, my dude Jared Carter is creating a podcast worth your time.
Thanks so much, Jason!
π΅ The journey continues. Join us for Desert Skies Chapter 26 - The Inter State (Part 1). Out Now!
"Anything's a burrito if you try hard enough" - Mac, probably
π΅Chapter 25 is Now Available Wherever You Listen!π΅
π We're headin' further into the Desert Sphere and it's time for the crew to...unburden themselves π½
Chapter 25 - The Rest Area. Listen here:
"Chapter 25 - The Rest Area" is now available for Club 86 members completely ad-free. Just visit Patreon.com/desertskies to join and listen today
@desertskiespodcast.com how dare you make me cry right as the first episode of the season 3 starts??? that was pretty rude, my man.
I can't MAKE you do anything...except cry. Yes. I did that. I'm sorry
After a long wait, the day is finally here! Thank you so much for your patience as life kept me from hitting the original launch date. We're back, baby!
Thank you, friend!
My day is made with the return of one of my favourite shows! Welcome back @desertskiespodcast.com - Chapter 23 - Sometimes You Gotta Die A Little - and the drama thatβs just beginning π
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I just spoke with them, and bad news, you've been fired. I'm so sorry
Season 3 premiers tomorrow. If you need me to call you out of work, just let me know
It's all yours
You can pick your friends.
You can pick your burrito.
You can pick your friend's burrito if they need help choosing.
May we never forget
π΅Excited to announce the return of Desert Skies!!! Season 3 premieres October 6th. But if you just can't wait, then join Club 86. β½ You'll get the episode NOW ad-free (which is perfect, because honestly, who wants their emotion-fuel cry session interrupted by capitalism) patreon.com/desertkies
Big news right around the corner
It's a well known fact that time doesn't work the same on the Astral Plane. I think you're on to something
Thank you, friend
This is a fact with hope
Remember when I said Desert Skies was returning in June? I don't. That's a false memory you have. Why would you even think that it was June?
My producer has told me to never communicate dates unless I have an episode finished. Being the rebel that I am, I've ignored that advice. Please forgive me
Brian Wilson as rendered by Tucson's own Danny Martin.