It is kind of absurd that my net worth has increased by a statistically significant percentage purely by virtue of owning 64GB of DDR5
05.03.2026 01:35
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It is kind of absurd that my net worth has increased by a statistically significant percentage purely by virtue of owning 64GB of DDR5
Going to work because home can't hurt me there
Idk anything about this but I spiritually identify with top right and bottom right and also the center
I just need a freaking nap
Yeah this is how lesbians get pregnant
And their voice is every so slightly congested sounding or a bit hoarse 🫠
The world is unfair and cruel to queer people and it's fucking exhausting to exist in
I'll see you then xoxo
Maybe we can ask if you can take my bus home on Friday??
Sorry my mom says I can't hang out with friends during the week :/
This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆
DOG AT THE OLYMPICS
FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS
Try Diablo 2 or Diablo 3, they're not drugs I promise, they will just consume your life forever
Women will call themselves amorphous blobs and then be absolutely fucking STUNNING
Thank you for sharing the truth
The Counterpart is an astonishingly fucking good book. Gold Hills series highly recommended.
Mob drama, lesbian romance, violence, a plot that twists so much it doubles back on itself, kinky lesbian sex, more violence, and a feel good ending. Ruby Landers outdid herself!
The wink means he pissed on the floor
I immediately scoffed when I saw chick fil a had a heart shaped tray of nuggets for Valentine's Day. "What kind of idiot would want that?" I thought.
Me. I'm that kind of idiot. I want that. That is my love language.
Literally me
Point taken... I probably should play Luigi's mansion one day huh
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Can confirm taking pics in the sun makes my face look like I haven't aged a day since 13! I love that jacket
Blob with the prettiest hair I've ever seen hello??
One of my cars is lowered and extremely stiff and bumpy, and despite being "uncomfortable," it is somehow 20x more relaxing to me than my daily. There's something comforting about the physical sensation, I think. Just not when you're nauseous, and REALLY not when your boobs are sore...
I am out in the boonies 🏖️
hey babe, wanna spoon on the beanbag?
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
When they dress the way I do when I dream about work, you know passing the bechdel test is of no interest to the author
I can finally use the bathroom at work after almost 5 months 🥹😭
I also love to look at the prices of my meds. My hormones cost so little the insurance doesn't even cover them because it's like $3, but then a simple inhaler that's OTC in other countries is like $150 before insurance. Makes so much sense
