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Old man gamer, lover of retro games (especially RPGs), computer geek, writer, retired streamer. Guy who's reviewed over 500 RPGs and always hunting for more awesome ones. https://www.spoonshiro.com https://www.rpgreats.com
This neatly encapsulates The Dipshit Paradox:
Any ignorance creating sufficiently damaging effects will become indistinguishable from malice. Any sufficiently damaging malice will be abetted by ignorance. We must never exonerate malice simply because it can easily be explained by stupidity.
I mean when your "disagreement" is whether I'm a human being or not I don't think I'm obligated to show you any respect
Reality has no bearing on people begging for the end times
I actually kinda like RE5 though. Bad "survival horror" but as a dumb action game it's surprisingly fun
Play it with a friend (or the Alone in Africa mod) though, the CPU is dumb as hell
Rented it as a kid. Remember it being basically Konami's Sonic
Astro Boy Omega Factor is an underrated gem
I had a blue one but now I have one of the pink ones with the better backlight. (It's very weathered)
Honestly there's a bunch of other REs I'd rather see remade before 1
5 and 6 are probably the major ones but also the Outbreak games
Warcraft: Orcs and Humans for Mac
#randomgamesaturday
The humble origins of the Warcraft franchise!
bezos bought a prestigious national investigative newspaper so he could gut it and run "consider setting a monthly budget" and "pay off your credit cards" tier financial advice columns like those blogs with adsense spots on all 4 corners of the screen
GotY top candidate
Plan for today: More Resident Evil
Maybe some FF5 if I have time
Not sure as we need another RE1 remake but I'll give it a shot at least
I should note the HD versions of Remake do have an option for analog movement instead of tank controls if that's a major hangup
I have never felt so vindicated in all my life
Love, a technical writer
“Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond. Go!”
It seems the thieving grifter pieces of human filth at "superhuman" are using my work without my consent to create AI editors based on me. The world isn't terrible enough, we also have to deal with people just stealing our work to burn resources and enrich themselves in a brand new way? Fuck off
Any republican that tries to make this into something should be required to describe what God’s cock looks like
The difficult part about making top lists for Saturn and Dreamcast is not having the whole list be fighting games
There's other good games too of course but there's just a ton of excellent fighters on those consoles
That is a great cover for sure
Here's Last Bronx, a weapons based fighter for the Saturn (and PC)
Localizers are evil and just insert their fan fiction into games
Hire me big companies, so I can insert MY fan fiction into your games!
stores have no idea how much shoplifting takes place, they only know when stock doesn't match records. how much is due to human error, incorrect shipments, breakage, and theft is a guess. literally cannot know if shoplifting is on the rise.
this was a radicalizing discovery for me.
My new favorite thing to do in any conversation with Mario 2 is interject with "did you know it was originally a Famicom Disk System game called" and then give the wrong game
For example, did you know it was originally a Famicom Disk System game called Akumajou Dracula?"
Just need to feel morally superior to someone so they can get through their day, and if it requires no real effort on their part, all the better
Their issue was that I pirated the game instead of supporting the devs (which was confirmably untrue)
Suspiciously they didn't post any similar comments on the GoldenEye video I posted the day before...
If you see this, drop something ORANGE🎃🦺🖤🍊🦁
The worst part is the first boss fight of FF6 has a very similar gimmick but they explain it perfectly fine in that game
Trying to compare FF16 to Elden Ring as if they're even remotely the same type of design philosophy
