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the celeste enjoyer has logged on | compilers, haskell stuff at crowdstrike | he/him

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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.

28.02.2026 15:50 👍 13791 🔁 3341 💬 111 📌 70

Sam Altman says OpenAI could have helped better target which school girls to murder

28.02.2026 16:24 👍 366 🔁 107 💬 5 📌 3

I've written up a brief script for anyone who wants to call or write your representatives regarding this bill (yes, even the ones you think won't care). PLEASE DO THIS IF YOU ARE ABLE. This bill *cannot* pass.

You can find your representatives here: www.congress.gov/members/find...

25.02.2026 22:39 👍 4649 🔁 4609 💬 49 📌 96

prison is the moderate position, dream big

26.02.2026 02:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

perfect album, no skips

20.02.2026 06:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

GALARRAGA! sorry, i was gargling. looks great, jon

12.02.2026 16:21 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*makes huge jerk off motion with both hands while rolling my eyes so far back in my head that the optic nerves detatch*

11.02.2026 03:48 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

11.02.2026 01:46 👍 20616 🔁 4615 💬 110 📌 66

banger album, no skips front to back

09.02.2026 02:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it's equal parts great and bizarre to see someone in office who seems genuinely proud to be a public servant

25.01.2026 16:50 👍 8159 🔁 1178 💬 106 📌 20

the entire difference between kyle rittenhouse and alex pretti is that kyle rittenhouse was there to shoot people the cops wanted to shoot and alex pretti was there to protect people the cops wanted to shoot

25.01.2026 15:58 👍 1580 🔁 494 💬 9 📌 10

For anyone who needs additional clarification: this is also why one of them is dead right now, and the other is alive.

25.01.2026 19:58 👍 110 🔁 35 💬 1 📌 0

my wife and i always look forward to watching this together. fantastic work, as always. will miss it next year, but glad you're getting to work on something new!

21.01.2026 06:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Donate to Help Support the Palestine Children's Relief Fund!, organized by David Ehrlich Hi, my name is David, I'm a film critic, and every year I cut togethe… David Ehrlich needs your support for Help Support the Palestine Children's Relief Fund!

if you enjoy these videos & would like me to make another one at some point (or even if you don't care about them at all & just want to support an incredibly urgent cause), please consider donating to my fundraiser for the Palestine Children's Relief Fund!

www.gofundme.com/f/david-ehrl...

20.01.2026 17:12 👍 153 🔁 45 💬 0 📌 5
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THE 25 BEST FILMS OF 2025: A Video Countdown to watch previous video countdowns please visit: https://www.videocountdowns.com/ this year's video is once again in support of the Palestine Children's…

THE 25 BEST FILMS OF 2025

A Video Countdown

vimeo.com/1156345183

20.01.2026 14:00 👍 1167 🔁 394 💬 39 📌 230

true, i walk 5 minutes to my local movie theater

17.01.2026 20:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love when you tell people how terrible Newsom is, they're always like, "Well, it's nice to have ideals, but if it comes down to him or the Nazi in the general, *I* am going to vote for him"

WE'RE TELLING YOU HOW TERRIBLE HE IS NOW SO IT'S *NOT* A CHOICE BTW HIM & A NAZI, CARL. THAT'S THE POINT.

16.01.2026 05:06 👍 3376 🔁 817 💬 12 📌 0

pumped

14.01.2026 01:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

jack daniels can be classified as either bourbon or whiskey, since bourbon and whiskey are simply different names for identical products

14.01.2026 01:00 👍 2410 🔁 258 💬 0 📌 0
screenshot of the results page of a "which k-pop demon hunters character are you" quiz hosted on wikihow asserting that the author of this skeet is mira. mira is seen holding her gok-do, a magical curved polearm made of light and staring down the barrel of the camera. there's also an ad for some kind of yu-gi-oh game, but that's not really relevant.

screenshot of the results page of a "which k-pop demon hunters character are you" quiz hosted on wikihow asserting that the author of this skeet is mira. mira is seen holding her gok-do, a magical curved polearm made of light and staring down the barrel of the camera. there's also an ad for some kind of yu-gi-oh game, but that's not really relevant.

can't argue with wikihow

12.01.2026 03:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ayyy, where my kpdh girlies at. i'm a mira, obviously

12.01.2026 03:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

this is another misrepresentation of the ethical concerns around LLMs / genAI: automation is good! but just not at any cost. the moral objections against LLMs simply posit that the end does not justify the means. that when genAI is somehow useful, it carries too great a cost.

10.01.2026 20:48 👍 8 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0
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1/20/26

30.12.2025 20:22 👍 641 🔁 57 💬 17 📌 34

Lotta people get mad at me when I criticize Democratic messaging but THIS IS HOW DEMOCRATS SHOULD BE TALKING. Like normal people using normal language to communicate normal human emotions about the fucked up situation.

THIS.

08.01.2026 04:48 👍 7370 🔁 1693 💬 103 📌 27
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The year is 2003. I’m 17 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.

The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.

03.01.2026 21:32 👍 5004 🔁 1445 💬 67 📌 67

We're going to need a bigger Hague.

03.01.2026 09:51 👍 3119 🔁 803 💬 21 📌 15

Dasher Dancer Prancer Vixen
Comet Cupid Donner Blitzen
More than ever hour after hour
Work is never over

11.12.2023 05:04 👍 589 🔁 191 💬 7 📌 2

do not confuse my elderly lack of energy with restraint

21.12.2025 03:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if ninajirachi had been around when i was in my early twenties, i would've made her music my entire personality

21.12.2025 03:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0