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Don’t worry, if you warm them up they’ll self-lube
They couldn’t convince Alec Baldwin to come back 😔
Only because they never released the Gonzo piss tape
Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic
Jeopardy contestant QUIENTIN POWERS. He’s a dorky lanky white guy in a suit and tie
Just catching up on the week’s Jeopardy so far and … YEAH BABY
There is absolutely zero explanation for hitting targets like this unless your objective is to destroy any possibility of normal life and produce mass civilian death. Completely unjustifiable and another war crime. We saw this thirty years ago in Iraq.
SMH headline: Australia faces the threat of war with China within three years – and we’re not ready Are we prepared for full-scale conflict? Our panel of national security experts says no. March 7, 2023 | Peter Hartcher and Matthew Knott
Happy final day before Australia's full-blown war with China kicks off day to those who celebrate
Guardian headline: “Bob Carr, ‘a masterpiece’ and a hornet queer fantasy”
And this, kids, is why we need Oxford commas…
this post deserves to be presented to you by having an index card moved down word by word with photos taken of your face after every new reveal
More songs should start like Monkey Gone to Heaven. "There was a guy." Ok I'm listening, what's this guy up to
The Oscars: "the little-gold-men awards"
www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
You're absolutely right—that was not a command post, that was an elementary school. Those were not military leaders—they were schoolchildren. I said the opposite, and that's on me.
Merge the middle two stripes and add a GDR badge
'And now over to Australia, any thoughts?'
Frame #63950 from S06 -E08 - Battle Sardines-629292
AWS notification about the health of their cloud infrastructure: Mar 02 4:22 PM PST We are providing an update on the ongoing service disruptions affecting the AWS Middle East (UAE) Region (ME-CENTRAL-1) and the AWS Middle East (Bahrain) Region (ME-SOUTH-1). Due to the ongoing conflict in the Middle East, both affected regions have experienced physical impacts to infrastructure as a result of drone strikes. In the UAE, two of our facilities were directly struck, while in Bahrain, a drone strike in close proximity to one of our facilities caused physical impacts to our infrastructure. These strikes have caused structural damage, disrupted power delivery to our infrastructure, and in some cases required fire suppression activities that resulted in additional water damage. We are working closely with local authorities and prioritizing the safety of our personnel throughout our recovery efforts.
Turns out the cloud is still a physical place
A lot of people think a modern Isaac Chotiner interview destroys the interviewee by exploding in contact with the hull. In fact it creates a region of very high pressure beneath the keel and cracks the interviewee in half
As always
Don’t contain multitudes that’s gross
I’m only trying to contain about 80% of a person
The struggle session is real
Messages were delivered by motorcycle couriers, along with elaborate bouquets, so they could not be intercepted
Israeli map showing all of southern Lebanon in red with yellow arrows pointing to north of the Litani river
The IDF just ordered the *entirety of south Lebanon* to be forcibly displaced.
They are emptying the land of its population, creating a massive crisis, and will now proceed to further annihilate large parts of Lebanon.
The very nation state of Lebanon is being destroyed.
Seeing all your sex toys: “By the way, which one’s Pink?”
Cycling my prog is when I swap out Pink Floyd for King Crimson
Oh yeah the loading gauges are a whole other thing too
Yeah they’re on the broader Russian gauge, but are looking at replacing it with standard gauge
The best ever to do it
we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping
The XPT? Yeah, the eXtremely Poor Train