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Founder of Star Trek Unlimited, Former Lead Merchant Monkey for ThinkGeek. Your misanthropic best friend.

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Fffffuuuuu…. I was *on* CompuServe in 1985…

07.03.2026 00:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’ll be in my office.

05.03.2026 23:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

B-b-but you’re an actual IRL friend…! Not just one of those friends I pretend to have who have been on the show who I talked to that one time in the Green Room…!

05.03.2026 19:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Boy I’d hate to be one of the family dogs back in Castlewood, South Dakota right now.

05.03.2026 19:20 👍 25 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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03.03.2026 01:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I seem to have too many friends who are more committed to applying purity tests to good Democratic candidates than they are to actually fighting fascism.

Perhaps I need fewer friends.

03.03.2026 00:00 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What would a Confed Athena look like?

25.02.2026 00:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sooo, you brought the *little* horga’hn…?

24.02.2026 12:42 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wildly and irresponsibly inaccurate framing of a legitimate story which serves not to advance the interests of Palestinians but to put more fascists in office.

23.02.2026 04:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One of my favorite humans!

21.02.2026 21:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tuvix. How are y’now. You’re spare parts, bud.

20.02.2026 14:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man says " i can live with it " while wearing a vest Alt: Benjamin Sisko says " i can live with it "

Sisko would definitely look square at the camera and announce…

20.02.2026 14:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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20.02.2026 03:47 👍 65 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
A scene from Star Trek Voyager Across the Unknown depicting Tuvix’s inevitable fate.

A scene from Star Trek Voyager Across the Unknown depicting Tuvix’s inevitable fate.

Janeway was right.

20.02.2026 03:23 👍 41 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 4
Star Trek Voyager Across the Unknown running on a laptop

Star Trek Voyager Across the Unknown running on a laptop

Let’s goooo!

19.02.2026 01:02 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I've grown to really appreciate primary-hull creativity. I remember the Nova class mentioned briefly in the TNG Technical Manual... The primary hull of my favorite proposed design was a simple circle, but made of wedges which could be swapped out depending on the mission. Loved that.

18.02.2026 12:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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18.02.2026 04:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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18.02.2026 03:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Paul you ignorant slut…

18.02.2026 03:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fucking yikes.

17.02.2026 15:42 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

DECORATING WITH MIRANDA-ISMS, ARE WE…?

16.02.2026 17:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Miranda doing the warming up bed dance! Follow me for more Daily Miranda Clips!🔥 #miranda #hotel #fyp #funny #mirandahart #bbc #warmingupbeddance TikTok video by Miranda Hart Clips!

Relatedly, my wife and I will sometimes do the warming up bed dance.

16.02.2026 11:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a woman singing into a microphone with the words " what have you done today to make you feel proud " above her ALT: a woman singing into a microphone with the words " what have you done today to make you feel proud " above her

Yes yes, that's all well and good, but what I want to know is...

16.02.2026 02:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I love the idea that the Titan took on a planet killer and survived!

14.02.2026 23:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

God I love Paul Giamatti.

12.02.2026 12:34 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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a man in a white shirt and tie is pointing at another man and says cheeseburger cheeseburger cheeseburger cheeseburger ALT: a man in a white shirt and tie is pointing at another man and says cheeseburger cheeseburger cheeseburger cheeseburger

How can you tell GenX from a Millennial? When a Millennial asks me for a Coke, and I reply

NO COKE, PETSI

Millennials give me a confused look. To be fair, GenX look confused too, but at least they understand the reference.

12.02.2026 01:29 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I was stuck in the dealers room, but there was an after party the next evening where we talked a bit about ridiculous purple wigs and the power of the plate.

10.02.2026 19:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How quaint!

10.02.2026 17:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Entertaining Crackers is the name of my Kid Rock tribute band.

10.02.2026 03:58 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you see this, post a Star Trek.

10.02.2026 03:57 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1