We've still got 74 years to go.
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I was looking up the comedy song Is My Toaster Sentient by Gary LeStrange and this is what Google AI told me:
Hehehe
Los Angeles! Our Greek Theater (Theatre) show has sold out but we've added a show! Artist pre-sale starts tomorrow at 10am PT. Password: FOTC
Means we'll probably be deported.
Taking our fingers out of the cryogenic chamber. 🎸🎸
Flight of the Conchords' first Los Angeles appearance in over 10 years will be at The Greek Theatre on May 9th performing at the 2026 Netflix Is A Joke Festival. The Conchords will perform fan favs and classic banter. This will also be the duo's only US performance for 2026. Tix on sale Friday.
You know how zoom cancels out certain sound frequencies in order to reduce background noise? Does that include the fart frequencies? Asking for a friend.
It's more about AI generated partial nudity at the moment.
Bluesky is like what I imagine twitter was like when it started. Twitter is now like a cross between the future in the Terminator when it's run by robots and the Martian red light district in Total Recall.
One day I'll get there!
I have not, but would love to.
As a long time Laika fan I'm extremely excited to be involved in this.
For those who celebrate...
Love this!
Sorry Betty, I'm not receiving any more birthday wishes this year. Try next year!
Leg ham stackers!
Aussiest thing stackable crackers called 'stackers'.
Poster for Spinal Tap II: The End Continues
Loved Spinal Tap II!
So many great jokes.
Also envied Nigel Tufnel's Union Jack St Vincent guitar.
Sticker graffiti art using hand symbols.
What does this say?
I think the second part is the bigger news.
This looks exactly like my setlist
The Reindeer Centipede 2025
Lyrics from "And She Was" by Talking Heads.
I'm bringing back saying Happy New Year! No one has said it for a year.
Well, now it's trickier.
To be honest when I write on here I don't even notice whether it's bluesky or threads or something else.
