because i voted for kamala harris in chicago, illinois, in november 2024 i cannot be held accountable for anything the united states is currently doing. copy and paste this message into your profile so others know you are NOT responsible for the conduct of the united states.
The federal government isn't a real thing and we should stop paying for it
love when i drink a glass of water and then my stomach makes all sorts of sounds for 25 minutes. i feel like a piss factory!
pombon the pokemon
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haiku:
strap in, because it's
Onomatopoeia Time.
zap! boom! ding-dong! buzz!
I'm in the middle of a long and difficult job search while managing my bipolar and ADHD.
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any amount does a lot.
thank you!
This is the way.
a big part of being 40 is having terrible neck pain and then spending increasingly large amounts of money in search of the perfect pillow
trying to buy groceries for my family today!
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emotionally speaking, most people never grow up past 13 or so
yoda pissing on a chevy logo
NWA's Express Yourself
hang on i need to adjust my capo
How to win in November
The question is always "what if a kid is wrongfully transitioned" and never "what if a trans kid is denied the ability to transition and endures years of excruciating dysphoria and has to have multiple surgeries later in life to fix the issues caused by going through the wrong puberty."
one time i got a fortune that said YOU WILL RECEIVE A FORTUNE... COOKIE
It’s actually FEWER Misérables
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what's your favorite food?
the fierce protection of AAVE reminds me of how my grandma would give out any recipe you asked her for.
but only after she fucked with the recipe a bit. half the butter, double the salt, not quite enough flour, etc.
to her it was easier than saying no to the request. and more fun! RIP
he doesn't wear earnestness well at all.
I'm falling behind on a couple big bills and I need some help getting back on track this week. Please chip in if you can!
this is a normal thing to happen in a CBT session
Trump's neck looks worse than his ear ever did.
lots less patience for troops these days. in Iraq they were fighting for warmongers who took months to manufacture consent. now they're fighting for pedophile warmongers who don't bother with trying to convince anyone that their war is justified.
