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Some folks: Demure & Mindful Me: Obscure & Spooky Serial Re-poster "I never said I was nice."

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You know how every true crime doc always says, "She lit up a room"? I AIM to NEVER light up rooms...I will say the weird, cringe, and awful thing.
I think this is tacky...but I respect the spirit of being petty.
I also had someone stare me down at a funeral once...so I laughed in their face.

07.03.2026 02:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
March 6
The Biblical Case For Ditching Social Justice
FEDERALIST
Federalist Radio Hour >

March 6 The Biblical Case For Ditching Social Justice FEDERALIST Federalist Radio Hour >

Todayโ€™s episode of โ€œNot The Onion.โ€

06.03.2026 17:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 389 ๐Ÿ” 100 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16 ๐Ÿ“Œ 25

Everyone needs to be talking about this.

06.03.2026 03:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1343 ๐Ÿ” 683 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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This is Button. His family decided he was ready to be left home alone for the first time today. As it turns out, freedom can be a little awkward. 12/10 (TT: beginningwithbutton)

05.03.2026 00:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 4637 ๐Ÿ” 539 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 87 ๐Ÿ“Œ 33
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no i didnt

05.03.2026 16:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 223 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A dead-eyed business casual selfie of the author in a button up shirt and sweater vest in front of a brown wall

A dead-eyed business casual selfie of the author in a button up shirt and sweater vest in front of a brown wall

Meme where a cat wearing a tie is thinking "I hope I don't get humiliated" in front of a big photo of a factory labeled "humiliation factory"

Meme where a cat wearing a tie is thinking "I hope I don't get humiliated" in front of a big photo of a factory labeled "humiliation factory"

Happy Thursday let's get this bread haha

05.03.2026 17:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 109 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Nurses demand Congress abolish ICE, invest in health care Nurses demand the removal of immigration enforcement agents from communities, the abolition of ICE, and accountability for this administrationโ€™s crimes against all residents of the United States.

"Nurses demand the removal of immigration enforcement agents from communities, the abolition of ICE, and accountability for this administrationโ€™s crimes against all residents of the United States."

originally authored in January, more & more of us stepping up to say: RELEASE EVERYONE & ABOLISH ICE!

05.03.2026 18:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 30 ๐Ÿ” 10 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Uh-oh! Worst person you know learned therapy words

Uh-oh! Worst person you know learned therapy words

05.03.2026 02:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 7084 ๐Ÿ” 1415 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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two women are hugging each other in a kitchen and the caption says " cuddling is for teddy bears " Alt: two women standing in a roomt with the caption says " cuddling is for teddy bears "

Post an iconic horror movie image.

05.03.2026 05:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey chat, y'all ever just....

05.03.2026 05:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œIโ€™ve asked God to forgive meโ€ฆwhich He hasโ€

05.03.2026 03:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1086 ๐Ÿ” 128 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 52 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Any nurse who has worked inpatient psych knows that tooth pain is just about The Worst & by far the most difficult pain to treat

And no one was treating this poor man at all

I would like to speak with someone in charge about this and tell them exactly how I feel about it, loudly, & in great detail

05.03.2026 01:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Profit margin on medspa treatments helps keep the doors open for medical care? Whatever it takes! Offer electrolysis next

04.03.2026 17:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 183 ๐Ÿ” 24 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I think the Republicans being pro-gets-no-bitches is why they have a bunch of losers who get no bitches.

04.03.2026 01:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 109 ๐Ÿ” 18 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn, that's crazy...good thing we got rid of a guy we deemed evil and blew up a bunch of little girls for *checks notes* alleged evil guy's SON to take over.

04.03.2026 00:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

POSH BRITISH WOMAN THAT LOOKS LIKE IF DORIAN GRAYโ€™S PORTRAIT WAS A BRATZ DOLL: I just cahnt believe this is happening in dubahi

04.03.2026 00:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1000 ๐Ÿ” 143 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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a black cat is sitting on top of a black cauldron . Alt: a black cat is sitting on top of a black cauldron .

Is Demi making a new hat? Is this a bring-your-own-hat stream? Either way, I will be there with my crystals, candles and winch...just in case!

03.03.2026 23:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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N.Y. Attorney General Orders Hospital to Resume Youth Transgender Care

GENDER-AFFIRMING CARE IS HEALTH CARE.

Thank you to the NY Attorney Generalโ€™s Office for affirming our community.

03.03.2026 01:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 8502 ๐Ÿ” 1753 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 110 ๐Ÿ“Œ 64
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"The Animals Scream" 
 Lineup: <1> Gorilla <2> Sloth <3> Cat <4> Hamster <5> Sea Otter 
 Manufacturer: Tarin International 
 Released in December 2024 
 400 yen capsules available for purchase here (Rakuten)

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ใ€Žใฉใ†ใถใคใฎใ•ใ‘ใณ THE ANIMALS SCREAMใ€็™บๅฃฒ๏ผ
"The Animals Scream" now on sale!
#ใ‚ฌใƒใƒฃใƒใƒณ #gachapon

03.03.2026 02:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 56 ๐Ÿ” 17 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

We (me, my colleagues, many of you) have been talking about this for my entire lifetime

The only โ€œpreventionโ€ is eugenics

Killing me, my family, our friends before we even have a chance

We would prefer to be born and to live thank you very much

They consider us a bad investment

03.03.2026 02:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not religious but it's statements like these that make me crave a bigger, worse hell. Hell 2

02.03.2026 18:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 498 ๐Ÿ” 115 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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a cartoon character named lisa simpson says " meh " ALT: a cartoon character named lisa simpson says " meh "

Fun fact, I met Aubrey a bunch of times...he was just okay. Knowing the business he was in and some other tidbits...I was like this when it happened.

02.03.2026 18:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The day after we put the final touches on issues #88-91 of โ€œSwamp Thingโ€, news broke about the passing of Tatjana Wood, the original colorist on the series. Tomorrow, March 2nd, would have been Tatjanaโ€™s 100th birthday. Letโ€™s raise a glass to one of comicsโ€™ originals.

02.03.2026 05:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1569 ๐Ÿ” 403 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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The โ€œThird Wayโ€ working harder to stop @aoc.bsky.social than they do to stop Trump.

www.axios.com/2026/03/01/c...

02.03.2026 03:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 750 ๐Ÿ” 214 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 94 ๐Ÿ“Œ 38

I believe Ryan Coogler is the first director to direct two movies that won this award. (The other was Black Panther.)

02.03.2026 03:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 191 ๐Ÿ” 13 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
01.03.2026 15:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 928 ๐Ÿ” 56 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

people love to be like "you shouldn't hate anyone, it gives them power over you" girl no it don't lmao

01.03.2026 17:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1897 ๐Ÿ” 269 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38 ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

Damn...I didn't know Mac had any siblings...Mrs. Mac looks pissed tho.

02.03.2026 03:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Lowly the work in his apple care, in a submarine, in a circle xhape, eating a cupcake and doing...the worm

Lowly the work in his apple care, in a submarine, in a circle xhape, eating a cupcake and doing...the worm

Lowly is a pimp tho. You just need the hat and the apple care, and you're good to go. I mean just look at him go!

02.03.2026 03:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0