sick of people saying polyamorous folks are non committal
you have no idea how may siblings names i have to keep track of
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sick of people saying polyamorous folks are non committal
you have no idea how may siblings names i have to keep track of
scouting was never about “preparing young men for the military”
scouting is about explaining to a guy who used to be in the military why you remembered to pack your blue green commander deck but not food
if you are trans, you have to live. the world needs your spirit, your art, and when they bury these decrepit monsters clinging to power by lying about who you are we will need your help pissing on their graves.
they want you to believe that every trans person is automatically a soulless self hating pervert but that every powerful person on the epstein list was just friends with jeffery for his personality
i always struggle when people are like “homosexuality is not a sin!!!”
cause the way i’m doing it? it definitely is
sorry trans people but the polling shows that men 18-36 who call their mom the
c-word don’t think you have humanity
unfortunately this does mean we have to throw you into the grand canyon :(
you’re allowed to have a genital preference but i do think it’s a bit like being an adult who only orders chicken tenders
like do your thing whatever but you’re gonna miss out on some incredible restaurants
suuuure donald trump is obviously a pedophile, but have you considered that he said “nuh uh no i’m not”
nowhere to go from here unfortunately! looks like we have to let him be the forever president
you’ve heard of Barbenheimer, now get ready for The Bone Melania
queer eye would’ve been a much better show if it was just five new gay guys every episode
not even helpful ones they’re just like eating the stuff in your fridge and telling you to quit your job
you knowwww the outfits good when the uber driver asks you if you know jesus
everyone’s like “you should get diagnosed! you should get diagnosed!” and it’s like okay what ever happened to letting a woman be eccentric
one thing about gay guys is they’re gonna push the hell outta you
weird how whenever i don’t go outside during the daytime i start thinking that everyone i’ve ever met wants me dead
before i eat anywhere i check to make sure the chef has gauges
i love getting randomly added to an acquaintances close friends
like yesss diva your mom IS a huge bitch and yeah i do wanna hear 30 seconds of a song that reminds you of your ex
it sucks that because of AI you can’t even believe pet videos anymore
it used to mean something when a dog used a jet ski to save a boy from a shark attack
it’s hard being atheist with a catholic brain
like i don’t believe in god but i do believe getting on my knees for a man can fix my problems
every year it’s always “imagine how you would feel if you were the turkey!”
as if i haven’t been laid out on a table completely naked oiled up and spreading open my delicious hole for 12 people
it’s time to play why isn’t cousin in the family photo
i’ve narrowed it down to jail, military,
or gay
they are doing a ginger party at the abbey and i just wanna say that i think it’s fucked up to rob people just because they have red hair
The AI chatbot Jesus is just like regular Jesus but instead of turning water into wine he turns water into water that if you drink it you die
everytime there’s a new reason to boycott starbucks i’m surprised how many people are resistant
they’re like noooo not my piss from the toilet! it’s fall! i need my big cup of pumpkin piss! i love paying $8 for my grande oatmilk piss with 3 shots of piss and extra piss foam!
of course these AI developers think they’ll be able to mimic people’s personalities
their personality could be mimicked by a fucking doormat
i don’t know i guess i just feel like it’s really really easy to not be friends with the number one pedophile
Heyo! I am producing this event in December and I'd love to see you there! @siridahl.com's First Thirst LIVE at the Elysian Theater on December 8th! @littlepuck.bsky.social will be there discussing her first pop culture crushes, as will @haydenjohnsonn.bsky.social and Big Tim Murphy!
it’s a real problem that the only people using gender neutral restrooms are transgender or about to take the craziest shit of their entire life
i love when a guy is like “socialism sounds nice but the math doesn’t add up”
it’s like brother you use chatgpt to make your grocery list you don’t even do kid math
you know they’ve got nancy pelosi up late right now trying to teach her tiktok dances
Shocked to hear about Dick Cheney’s passing, my condolences to his wife Pussy