You’re so real for this
@heymrsbond.com
(shuh-NAY) • The Madwoman in the Classroom • nationally recognized, award winning literacy educator • teacher-scholar • mom • your favorite teacher’s favorite English teacher • doc student • #heymrsbond 💛 • she/her
You’re so real for this
can be hard to explain what a rewarding thing it is to revisit a favorite year after year
Let’s gooooooo!!!!
the GOAT first page 🐐
I think it’s the perfect novel.
Annotated copy of the first page of “Their Eyes Were Watching God” by Zora Neale Hurston
Tomorrow, my students and I begin Zora Neale Hurston’s masterpiece. This is my favorite novel to read and teach and this is the most perfect first page in all of literature.
I’m nervous and excited to experience Janie’s world with this group. The conversation will be RICH. #TeachingTEWWG
I’m at the
“why am I even trying to teach; all these kids are at extracurricular events anyway”
part of being a high school teacher during spring semester.
1) this is gross and elitist
2) getting a masters of education from Harvard is not better than a law degree from the state you wanna work for
3) shut up
Nothing about Talarico was better than Crockett: he’s not better educated, better prepared, or better qualified.
He’s just a white guy who quotes scripture (instead of the law) and I’m blown away that so many people think that’s enough.
That’s all I’ll say about that.
to sacrifice in the name of peace and order.
Republicans have made it clear that they have no interest in the rule of law or decorum. As a Black woman raising Black children in Texas, I have no interest in voting for a man who wants to hold hands with the Klan.
I’m disappointed that people truly believe a white Christian man is a better choice to fight Christian nationalism than a Black woman lawyer and sitting congressperson.
When thinking about people who advocate for “reaching across the aisle,” I think of the marginalized folks they’re willing
🧵So let's imagine I am a student in @heymrsbond.com 's class. It's the first time I have a Black woman as an ELA teacher. She sees me, speaks my language, enages the content in relevant ways. I was always a good student but because I have been given a voice, I want to go the extra mile. But then 1/
OOF 😭
Imagine the person who said “I brought you into this world; I can take you out” looking you in the eye and telling you that your parenting isn’t gentle enough for their grandkids…
I’m gonna spray my toddler with a water bottle because his new favorite thing is spitting. His grandmother is FLOORED! “I can’t believe you’re gonna spray that baby with water!”
Ma’am…you spanked me!?
They act so brand new with grandkids. My mom came to their defense yesterday like they were facing death row.
@heymrsbond.com, I need your help. I need the help of HS English and history teachers. If your students had to assign members of the regimes to the characters in a FICTIONAL book/movie, who do they assign to what role and why? IE-putin=hewhoshallnotbenamed. Rubio=quirrell. Etc.
“How come you told my grandbabies I spanked you?!”
Ma’am…you’re not asking the right questions…
Imagine the person who said “I brought you into this world; I can take you out” looking you in the eye and telling you that your parenting isn’t gentle enough for their grandkids…
I’m gonna spray my toddler with a water bottle because his new favorite thing is spitting. His grandmother is FLOORED! “I can’t believe you’re gonna spray that baby with water!”
Ma’am…you spanked me!?
We ripped all the bandaids off last night 😩😅
Why is my (Black, biracial, not Mexican) 8 year old mad at me?
Because she just found out she can’t have a quinceañera.
My husband was confirmed, so she just informed me that she’s “half Catholic” 😩🤣
She also found out she won’t have/be a Bat Mitzvah and she’s really just pissed.
She’s SO PISSED 🤣😭
Why is my (Black, biracial, not Mexican) 8 year old mad at me?
Because she just found out she can’t have a quinceañera.
I can’t imagine how complicated today has been for folks who are Iranian and Iranian American. My heart is with you as you and your families navigate the complexities and the challenges your people face today and in the coming weeks.
💛
Someone called me a MAGA plant today and I dunno…
It’s kinda flattering? 🤣🫠
I don’t think she would have bombed Iran without congressional approval
I did 😬