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cavemen news is a weekly live show where we discuss a topic and its history in carlsbad, nm. i am one of the hosts and i put paintings here, too. cavemennews.com/live (575) 689 2606

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a self portrait on a white cavas

a self portrait on a white cavas

“you should see the other guy” 2026 oil, paper, and pencil on 28” x 22” canvas

#art #oil #selfportait #birthdayselfportrait

20.02.2026 17:02 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if facial recognition software is going to exist they should at least have an app that finds me someone(s?) who looks just like me and connects me with them so we can plot to do some defrauding or something like that. if it is going to exist

18.02.2026 01:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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ep. 111 “valentine’s spectacular” outro

16.02.2026 19:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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ep. 111 “valentine’s spectacular” intro

16.02.2026 19:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

this was one of my favorites. the combination of a sick pepito bumper, with one of my better beats, combined with pepito and i jamming over it really hit. it fell right in place while live.

08.02.2026 19:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i didn’t think anyone remembered sparta, but leave it to carlsbadians

08.02.2026 17:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i remember making the intro beat for this one and i thought i was so clever samplng the drums from “cut your ribbon” by sparta. i thought it would be my funny little secret. but it was recognized by cindy and called out in the chat in 30 seconds

08.02.2026 17:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

@officialpepito.bsky.social is uploading the intro bumper video collages he makes for each episode to bluesky, and i’m loving watching them back.

08.02.2026 17:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Will Shuster’s Lost Paintings of Carlsbad Caverns National Park "Carlsbad #1, The Queen's Chamber" by Will Shuster By Dwight T. Pitcaithley In 1924, Santa Fe artist Will Shuster descended into Carlsbad Caverns via a guano bucket and clambered down 750 feet into the cave without benefit of trails or electric lights. Shuster had

AASLH member the Carlsbad Museum in New Mexico is trying to locate paintings by Will Shuster of Carlsbad Caverns. The centennial of Carlsbad Cave National Monument is in 2030 and the museum plans an exhibit of Shuster's art.

07.02.2026 21:36 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
ep 110 "carlsbad's gift to drag racing dickie harrell" trailer
ep 110 "carlsbad's gift to drag racing dickie harrell" trailer YouTube video by cavemen news

pepito’s pitch for why you should tune in saturday night (from our free broadcast on our kave_tv patreon)

youtu.be/Fkvb8jTMhqk?...

05.02.2026 02:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
mostly abstract painting

mostly abstract painting

“here’s your gold” 2026
oil, acrylic, and ink on 16”x20” canvas

#art #oil #acrylic #whatelsewhatelse

04.02.2026 23:31 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

love hearing the rooster down the street. one time i was walking around south austin and a rooster was just wandering around in the street. it was a cool moment in my life

03.02.2026 19:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

twitch, you’re a sucker

02.02.2026 17:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
screenshot from twitch where they ask for a description of what the streaming so they can send out notifications. in the text field i wrote, “last week when i wrote a description, twitch wouldn’t let me, because i said the s word that means lollipop. too vulgar. blame looney tunes.”

under that in red text twitxh says, “this text may conflict with twitch’s moderation policy

screenshot from twitch where they ask for a description of what the streaming so they can send out notifications. in the text field i wrote, “last week when i wrote a description, twitch wouldn’t let me, because i said the s word that means lollipop. too vulgar. blame looney tunes.” under that in red text twitxh says, “this text may conflict with twitch’s moderation policy

twitch is a baby scandalized by language i learned from the loony tunes when i was 4.

(last week’s description was turned down because i said, “tune in, suckers”)

02.02.2026 17:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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tomorrow, episode 109 “space”

01.02.2026 01:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

thinking of what i want to do on birthday. had fun last times i karaoked. nearby karaoke spots are private rooms only? i’m going to go and bring the one person i hang out with? nah. seems ridiculous. i can sing sailin on by bad brains or oh donna by richie valens at her from home. grow up.

30.01.2026 01:26 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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533K views · 3.8K reactions | Así se mira cuando están descargando un trabajo muy pesado 🫶👏 #puertopeñascoysusalrededores #PuertoPeñasco #rockypointmexico | Mas puerto peñasco Así se mira cuando están descargando un trabajo muy pesado 🫶👏 #puertopeñascoysusalrededores #PuertoPeñasco #rockypointmexico

mama Pepito scoring a free fish and stashing it in Zorritos carrier all thrusha wow. I love you mama keep popping up on the internets @cavemennews.com
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28.01.2026 23:46 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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9.6K views · 117 reactions | Cada descarga cuenta una historia de esfuerzo sacrificio y amor por el mar 🌊 🫶👍 #rockypointmexico #PuertoPeñasco #puertopeñascoysusalrededores | Mas puerto peñasco Cada descarga cuenta una historia de esfuerzo sacrificio y amor por el mar 🌊 🫶👍 #rockypointmexico #PuertoPeñasco #puertopeñascoysusalrededores

my mom gets more views than Cavemen News, in the words of the great Conda " nah,nah,nah" but also "welcome, welcome, welcome" being metiche @cavemennews.com

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24.01.2026 21:49 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

solidarity

21.01.2026 17:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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18.01.2026 03:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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After a Prison Cat Fundraiser Went Viral, Texas Officials Put His Caretaker in Solitary Confinement “She was crying when she called me,” her daughter told The Barbed Wire. “This is not a place my medically challenged mother should be.”

Here's an enraging story I wrote about today: A lady currently incarcerated in Texas has been taking care of a stray cat. It got sick. Her daughter started a fundraiser to pay for the vet. The prison now has put her in solitary confinement. thebarbedwire.com/2026/01/15/p...

16.01.2026 00:01 👍 472 🔁 180 💬 10 📌 23

my strength is that i just keep doing it. discouraged or not, sick of my entire output or not, i will just keep doing it and never quit. real super power because i know tons with more talent, but they don’t have the obsession.

15.01.2026 00:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

grandparents and i would have breakfast and read the paper every morning. i was awarded the funnies to read. my grandpa still sends me texts of the days comics each morning because he knows i don’t get the paper delivered. i usually go to thefarside dot com to grab one to send him back

15.01.2026 00:30 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
sketching an idea for a comic to be read traditionally (top row, left to right, second left to right, etc, but if you read it snake style (top row left to right, second row right to left, third row left to right) it would give a slightly different story

sketching an idea for a comic to be read traditionally (top row, left to right, second left to right, etc, but if you read it snake style (top row left to right, second row right to left, third row left to right) it would give a slightly different story

13.01.2026 05:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

shout out to barry and macey

10.01.2026 05:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Just as a timeline cleanse, found this pic of Barry & Macey where Macey looks panicked and Barry looks mad but HE NEVER GETS MAD AT HER anyway namaste

10.01.2026 05:29 👍 54 🔁 2 💬 5 📌 0
 A SKALETEN SHAKIN HAND'S WITH A BICYCLE,,, "ALL CARS ARE BASTERDS, STREETS ARE FOR PEOPLE, PARKING LOTS ARE OURS TOO, LEGALIZE LOITERING " - WE MUST NOT LET OUR WORLD BE CONTROLLED BY 3000 POUND MOTERIZED VEHICLES DRIVEN BY PEOPLE WHO ARE WATCHIN VIDEOS ON THERE PHONE!!! I MEAN WE ALREADY LET IT HAPPEN BUT WE SHOULD TAKE IT BACK I GUESS,,, IDK OR AT LEAST MAKE FUN OF THEM, YOU SHOULD MAKE FUN OF CAR DRIVER'S AT DA VERY LEAST, THINK ABOUT IN 10,000 YEARS WHAT THERE GONNA BE TALKIN ABOUT ON EARTH AND IF THEY EVER FIGURE OUT WHAT WE WERE DOIN IN 2026 THERE GONNA BE LAUGHING ABOUT HOW WERE ALL DRIVIN INDIVIDUAL CAR'S AROUND, OR MAYBE THELL THINK THAT THE CAR'S WERE RELIGOUS OBJECT'S, THEY WILL SAY WE USED THEM IN DEATH RITUALS, WHICH WOULD ALSO BE RIGHT, MUCH TO THINK ABOUT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKALETEN SHAKIN HAND'S WITH A BICYCLE,,, "ALL CARS ARE BASTERDS, STREETS ARE FOR PEOPLE, PARKING LOTS ARE OURS TOO, LEGALIZE LOITERING " - WE MUST NOT LET OUR WORLD BE CONTROLLED BY 3000 POUND MOTERIZED VEHICLES DRIVEN BY PEOPLE WHO ARE WATCHIN VIDEOS ON THERE PHONE!!! I MEAN WE ALREADY LET IT HAPPEN BUT WE SHOULD TAKE IT BACK I GUESS,,, IDK OR AT LEAST MAKE FUN OF THEM, YOU SHOULD MAKE FUN OF CAR DRIVER'S AT DA VERY LEAST, THINK ABOUT IN 10,000 YEARS WHAT THERE GONNA BE TALKIN ABOUT ON EARTH AND IF THEY EVER FIGURE OUT WHAT WE WERE DOIN IN 2026 THERE GONNA BE LAUGHING ABOUT HOW WERE ALL DRIVIN INDIVIDUAL CAR'S AROUND, OR MAYBE THELL THINK THAT THE CAR'S WERE RELIGOUS OBJECT'S, THEY WILL SAY WE USED THEM IN DEATH RITUALS, WHICH WOULD ALSO BE RIGHT, MUCH TO THINK ABOUT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

ACAB - GET SHIRT OF IT AT dashare.zone/products/all... - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

09.01.2026 21:37 👍 630 🔁 162 💬 0 📌 12
a long full keyboard on the table (during show this one will usually be set for electronic piano sound). also on the table is one monitor (that’s the one i will have a preview of the stream on.) behind the keys is a dd7 delay pedal that my mic is plugged into in case i want to go wild delay on something i say or loop it.)  also on the table is a little white shelf thing with two levels. on the top level is my audio interface where my mic is plugged and i can turn it up or down, and a smaller keyboard (when streaming this one will be set to bass sounds.) on the next level up on the shelf is a monitor that will have obs, the software that controls the stream displayed so i can adjust things if i need to), a wireless typing keyboard (mostly so i can type into the chat if i want), a stream deck that has buttons i hit to make things happen in the show), and an mpc with 16 drum pads on it (this is loaded with good drum sounds and samples i want to have available to play.) behind you can see my camera tripod in front of a big tv that will display the chat, so i can see what people are saying to us as we do the show). this table and shelf really fit the flow of how i work so good. i also found a tv today, too, but i’m using that for something else. peace

a long full keyboard on the table (during show this one will usually be set for electronic piano sound). also on the table is one monitor (that’s the one i will have a preview of the stream on.) behind the keys is a dd7 delay pedal that my mic is plugged into in case i want to go wild delay on something i say or loop it.) also on the table is a little white shelf thing with two levels. on the top level is my audio interface where my mic is plugged and i can turn it up or down, and a smaller keyboard (when streaming this one will be set to bass sounds.) on the next level up on the shelf is a monitor that will have obs, the software that controls the stream displayed so i can adjust things if i need to), a wireless typing keyboard (mostly so i can type into the chat if i want), a stream deck that has buttons i hit to make things happen in the show), and an mpc with 16 drum pads on it (this is loaded with good drum sounds and samples i want to have available to play.) behind you can see my camera tripod in front of a big tv that will display the chat, so i can see what people are saying to us as we do the show). this table and shelf really fit the flow of how i work so good. i also found a tv today, too, but i’m using that for something else. peace

found table and white /shelf on side of road and carried them home today. perfect for my set up doing the show. i can all my essential gear laid out just nice

10.01.2026 02:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
instagram post from vicbergeriv showing today’s recent murderous ice agent. what a dumb coward

instagram post from vicbergeriv showing today’s recent murderous ice agent. what a dumb coward

07.01.2026 23:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i got an ipad and logic on there. been making beats on that for a week. went back to usi
ng mpc3 on windows. i think i love both programs for different shit.

07.01.2026 00:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0