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the bad news is that I’ve probably gained 10lbs this winter and barely fit my work clothes. the good news is that montreal is infinitely more walkable than ottawa, so

09.03.2026 00:36 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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oh she’s happy

08.03.2026 20:11 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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taking the STM after a year of suffering the work commute on OC Transpo, I’m so happy I could cry

08.03.2026 18:53 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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taking the STM after a year of suffering the work commute on OC Transpo, I’m so happy I could cry

08.03.2026 18:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

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my dad just complimented my excellent french grammar in a group chat message with him and my aunt but I’m too shy to tell him that i used google translate

05.03.2026 01:17 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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made good soup for dinner

02.03.2026 02:06 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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ordered my steak frites rare and it came well done

01.03.2026 17:19 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

did it again!

01.03.2026 00:24 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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average person cheering for war in iran

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let’s do karaoke together one day!!

28.02.2026 01:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I’m straight but that’s incredible

27.02.2026 22:43 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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went outside. heard of it?

27.02.2026 22:15 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
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once again learning the lesson that 30 seconds of a j/o session later and I can be absolved of all horniness for at least another 24 hours, and no, I do not have to download grindr or open sniffies again

27.02.2026 21:34 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Michael Rappapoot at The Traitors reunion

27.02.2026 17:38 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m at karaoke and I just bodied Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger YES I am cofounder YES!!

27.02.2026 02:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Little Amsterdam. In a southern town. Hominy, get it on the plate gorl.

27.02.2026 02:13 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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treat me right, I’m still a Gagasdóttir

27.02.2026 01:07 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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people are nicer here

26.02.2026 04:24 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
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hi

26.02.2026 02:44 👍 28 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
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22.02.2026 17:40 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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why am I the type of annoying party guests that asks a room full of gay men when they think we’ll have hiv non-disclosure decriminalization or what everyone at the sex party thinks about queers against apartheid at toronto pride?

22.02.2026 15:03 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
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can’t believe this is my last week of commuting/work in ottawa and I’m moving back to my hometown next month

18.02.2026 16:53 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Just read “females” like “tamales”

18.02.2026 16:52 👍 92 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0
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16.02.2026 11:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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the way that this was literally my art practice and the way that I would talk about it to people

16.02.2026 01:47 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I can’t unhear this

14.02.2026 01:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m obsessed with Johnny and Tara but my god neither of them is the sharpest crayon in the box

13.02.2026 02:25 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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every few months I go semi viral on the hell site for posting this picture with a caption like, “just ate a ham sandwich”

13.02.2026 01:52 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0