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IT professional, musician, cyclist, bourbon enthusiast, home chef. I was on the Today Show once. He/him. Signal philcatelinet.92 https://linktr.ee/philcatelinet

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You shouldn’t laugh, journalists only do this when they are extremely sick of you

07.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 136 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

38% of airline passengers vote to open plane door midflight because that bitch stewardess said not to

07.03.2026 13:46 πŸ‘ 2739 πŸ” 339 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 25

My two sons George and Kimi starting 1 and 2 tomorrow. I’m so proud of them!

07.03.2026 06:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Toto not smiling so much right now, I bet.

07.03.2026 06:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

TIL I am 2 years older than Juan Pablo Montoya

07.03.2026 05:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was hoping I’d get British tv ads on the Sky Sports feed. Apparently not.

07.03.2026 05:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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lmaooooo, Toto

07.03.2026 05:27 πŸ‘ 193 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 25

Leclerc has a bald spot on his tyres like I had a flat spot on my Big Wheel in 1978.

07.03.2026 05:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just found the Sky Sports link on the Apple TV F1 page. I was lost without Crofty and Martin.

07.03.2026 05:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At least for a few weeks, yes

07.03.2026 05:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Max delaying the session is good news for my beautiful son Kimi and his crew.

07.03.2026 05:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Max lost it?

07.03.2026 05:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s go Mercedes!

07.03.2026 05:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tonight’s movie: The Women (1939). Terrifically funny play turned film with a stellar cast. The dialogue was so fast I thought I was watching an Amy Sherman-Palladino show. Lots of great hats and good dogs too.

07.03.2026 04:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

06.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 28768 πŸ” 7131 πŸ’¬ 225 πŸ“Œ 226

the energy, the power exhibited, on this move is aspirational

06.03.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 651 πŸ” 75 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

This is war as content creation. The entire administration is centered around content creation. A β€œwin” here will be whenever they feel like they’ve worn out this particular storyline and are ready to move on to the next chapter and generate more content.

06.03.2026 01:48 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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06.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That was my first thought! What is he writing to women?!

06.03.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He replied with "thank you for the life advice, I'll take it to heart. Have a great day!" and I don't think he was being sarcastic! I think this guy didn't realize he was being creepy. What a weird thing to do.

06.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He had also messaged me on LinkedIn so he must have seen my photo there. I replied that I wasn't interested in what he was selling, and that commenting on my appearance, even as a compliment, was weird and off-putting and told him not to contact me again.

06.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yesterday I got an email from a sales rep who has been cold calling me for weeks. I don't know this person and I'm not interested in what he's selling so I had ignored the calls. The subject line was "Your beard is amazing" and the first line was "I wish I could grow a beard like that."

06.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s ok, I’m a professional.

06.03.2026 04:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am applying whiskey to the affected area.

06.03.2026 04:04 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A selfie of a bearded man sitting in an open plan office and wearing a red and white patterned shirt. He’s sort of smiling at the camera.

A selfie of a bearded man sitting in an open plan office and wearing a red and white patterned shirt. He’s sort of smiling at the camera.

There’s a story behind this selfie but I’ll have to tell it another time. It’s been a long day.

06.03.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I continue to be gobsmacked at 1) how common this formulation is 2) how antisemitic and generally bigoted it is 3) and how for all the talk of anti-semitism this is never cited as an example even though it’s quite literally the original incarnation.

05.03.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 8859 πŸ” 2132 πŸ’¬ 362 πŸ“Œ 59
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What does this imply for those of us who are not Christian, and who labor under the assumption that we're protected by the First Amendment?

05.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 5756 πŸ” 1332 πŸ’¬ 454 πŸ“Œ 334

It’s so cool how we’re in a large-scale military conflict and the President is spending his time building a ballroom.

This rocks. I finally know what being a Roman must have felt like.

05.03.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 2843 πŸ” 427 πŸ’¬ 82 πŸ“Œ 35
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Imagining The End Of College Sports, With Spencer Hall | Defector You think about difficult things when you’re stranded: dark thoughts of vanishing horizons, daunting ifs and thens, promises made to yourself on sleepless nights. And so it was for me last week, when ...

Really good times chatting with Spencer about the uneasy present and future of college sports, which SEC towns are most committed to the Barefoot Is Legal lifestyle, and the extravagant suiting budget of old BBC programming. defector.com/imagining-th...

05.03.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 5

My paternal grandfather was a composer, pianist, and tubist, as well as an educator and writer. He was from the UK.

My maternal grandfather helped run the family auto parts business and served in WW II. He spent his whole life working for that business.

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