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A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

i fucking love knowing how to use video editing software

This is the game I've been working on for half a year what do you guys think

The jump in storage capacity from Nintendo 64 cartridges to GameCube discs allowed the developers to be astonishingly generous with the storage in comparison. A Super Mario Sunshine cutscene of a single image fading in and out is larger than the entirety of Super Mario 64.

Bowser in the Recovery Program Because You Threw Him Into a Literal Bomb Last Time You Sick Fuck

their terms prevent resale for anything higher than what you paid

yo, absolute shot in the dark, but if anybody who sees this happens to have any spare tickets for magfest, PLEASE dm me

i made a spongebob bubble material shader in blender idk

A Wikipedia screenshot, there's an image of a small white cat, with the caption "Stimuli like this image can elicit superficially aggressive tendencies mediated by hormonal control."

action/platformer speedruns: yea we have to do 100 frame perfect tricks to clip through all these sections and it's all skill based and precise practice and speed

old jrpg speedruns: WE HAVE TO TORTURE THE GAME BY RIPPING ITS SOUL OUT AND REPLACING IT WITH DR MARIO TO FORCE IT TO DO OUR BIDDING

(video made by @ranid.space a few years back)

Are You Guys Going Trick or Treating?

Let's get ready to rumble

Are you guys going Touhou Andy?

Mission: Impossible (1998, Nintendo 64)

Trent reznor if he really liked yogurt: I wanna suck you like a danimals

i gave him a cup holder

Just think - if one million people turned off their wifi for one hour it would save enough electricity to run one ChatGPT data center for ten seconds

curl and ffmpeg developers are like the backbone of computer

hi oomf

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Summer Games Fest is like "hey man i heard you like video games. fuck you you hate video games" and i go "ohhh fuck i hate video games actually" and then Day of the Devs shows up and goes hey man here's some australian dudes making a game called Big Walk and Ohhh Actually I Love Video Games now!!!!

here's a framebuffer graphics demo (this has no practical purpose and I can't prove I'm not just like, playing a youtube video or something)

userland ROP on day 1 💪

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