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I'm too old for this shit

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Dolly Parton is literally the only good billionaire and proof we don't just actively hate people with money simply for having it.

We hate you because you're all fucking monsters.

01.03.2026 04:29 πŸ‘ 690 πŸ” 202 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 5

In every Republican presidency of my lifetime there's been a recession and a new war in the Middle East.

06.03.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 5795 πŸ” 1691 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 75

yeah, it's an evangelical thing. With these creeps it's a appropriation of an evangelical practice. These assbutts aren't connecting to anything, much less the holy spirit, but they're sure as hell gonna try to look like it. A simulacra of faith, performativity at its worst.

06.03.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, you and me both

05.03.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i'm not an economist but if 900 people can afford to fund $3,000 checks to damn near everyone else in america and still be insanely fuckin rich afterwards maybe they have too much fuckin money

05.03.2026 13:03 πŸ‘ 2371 πŸ” 641 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 3

If you can provide $3k checks for the entire middle class of America by taxing 900 people a little more, not only should you do it, but you should take it as a signal that your monetary system is broken

04.03.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 3222 πŸ” 986 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 7

Abolish ICE AND ABOLISH FOR-PROFIT PRISONS

04.03.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

i'm taking a brave stance that may get me canceled: there is no reason for the pervert glasses to exist

04.03.2026 13:28 πŸ‘ 6005 πŸ” 1503 πŸ’¬ 101 πŸ“Œ 47
A meme of a summoning circle with the words "Catastrophic Gen Ai Bubble Collapse" in the center.

A meme of a summoning circle with the words "Catastrophic Gen Ai Bubble Collapse" in the center.

One day this stupid thing will work.

03.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 4056 πŸ” 1446 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 13

This just so fucking gross

02.03.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, c'mon! There's no one NEAR as hot as Helen Mirren involved with any part of this administration.

What? Wait, huh? You didn't mean THAT Caligula? Carry on, then.

02.03.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

really says something when the only positive news in America is that the president has a rash that looks like a Men in Black alien is almost ready to split from his skin

02.03.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 1334 πŸ” 152 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 8

I don't know about you, but I really needed this new Chris Flemming stand-up special right now

01.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can't believe we're at war because a dying megalomaniac surrounded himself with power-mad sycophants who encourage his fantasies so they can profit from fearmongering and hate.

Can absolutely believe we're at war because a dying megalomaniac surrounded himself with power-mad sycophants who...

28.02.2026 15:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Though I haven't settled on what precisely it will be, I can say definitively that I am eating SO MUCH JUNKFOOD TONIGHT

27.02.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Satellite proposals threaten the night sky In the United States, the Federal Communications Commission (FCC), the agency responsible for authorizing satellite launches and operations…

The FCC just opened public comments on SpaceX's plan to launch a million satellites to do AI compute in space. Under the current proposal, an environmental review won't be required. Please consider submitting a public comment to oppose this damaging plan.
darksky.org/news/two-sat...

22.02.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 3508 πŸ” 2698 πŸ’¬ 123 πŸ“Œ 401
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I’m transgender, I live in Kansas, if you want to help rn donate to either the ACLU of Kansas or the ACE foundation in Wichita - the ACE foundation especially is the organization that will help people with money for groceries, rent, etc. More orgs also included in attached img

acefoundationict.org

26.02.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 4851 πŸ” 4726 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 62
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How to Support Trans People in All 50 States A curated list of 100 organizations supporting trans rights and livelihood to which you can donate.

as long as folks are enthusiastically donating to state level trans orgs today, figured I'd reup this list the @them.us team and I put together a few years back: www.them.us/story/orgs-f...

(some info may be outdated, but use this as a jumping-off point!)

26.02.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 609 πŸ” 524 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 6

I just love all the trans people in my life and want them to be safe and happy!!!!!

26.02.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 1341 πŸ” 254 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 6

Just started doing new data analysis and I know I keep saying this, but: I really, really don't think people appreciate how much this moral panic was a deliberate and extremely expensive invention.

28.01.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 4537 πŸ” 1975 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 54

the "just asking questions" to "legitimate questions about fairness in sports" to "the state doesn't have to consider us as real people" pipeline working exactly as designed.

26.02.2026 12:31 πŸ‘ 5930 πŸ” 2295 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 24

Uf da.

Just walked DOWN my first flight of stairs on the day after Leg Day.

Pray for my soul, y'all, 'cause it just left my body

26.02.2026 13:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Came across the phrase "cognitive DDOS" to describe our present culture.

Understood instantly what it meant.

26.02.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 2701 πŸ” 996 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0

fucking genocidal

26.02.2026 02:07 πŸ‘ 1141 πŸ” 320 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2

If you have the means, please donate to the Trans Continental Pipeline right now. They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate and they are overwhelmed with requests. Colorado borders Kansas, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out.

tcpipeline.org

26.02.2026 04:17 πŸ‘ 7894 πŸ” 8576 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 107

I don’t think people understand what’s this means: MEDICARE AND MEDICAID ARE BLOCKING ALL WHEELCHAIRS, WALKERS, CANES, INSULIN PUMPS, GLUCOSE MONITORS, CPAP MACHINES, NEBULIZERS, BEDS, CRUTCHES, COMODE CHAIRS, BED SORE PRESSURE PADS, CHAIR LIFTS, OXYGEN TANKS, BREATHING EQUIPMENT, to name a few.

25.02.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 1469 πŸ” 920 πŸ’¬ 97 πŸ“Œ 70

My Glob in Heaven, it is not yet even 10:00 AM and I am already so over being at work today.

Quick, somebody give me a legitimate excuse to bug out and go play with art for the rest of the the day

25.02.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A sheet cake decorated with icing words: to the men of the us olympic hockey team: it’s impressive to win a gold medal and still be such losers.

A sheet cake decorated with icing words: to the men of the us olympic hockey team: it’s impressive to win a gold medal and still be such losers.

this cake

24.02.2026 23:14 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Henceforth, I will be describing the way that U.S. men’s hockey spectacularly squandered good will, brand recognition, and fan loyalty as β€œpulled a Target.”

They pulled a Target.

24.02.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 11887 πŸ” 2362 πŸ’¬ 66 πŸ“Œ 134