Sparkly

It's international women's day. That means you owe me $20.

Compliment her on the sick Nixie tube clock.

The alternate names did end up being used in Pac-Man Arrangement (a game that I played constantly on PS2 Namco Museum)

Windows 14 rumored to have a free trial with no limit on playtime all the way up to level 70, including the award winning expansions "Heavensward" and "Stormblood," sources say.

Windows 13 rumored to be "collecting hearts released from heartless" in an attempt to open Kingdom Hearts, sources say

That’s absolutely the case. All the money coming out of windows is probably 90% from the business sector. People either use it at work, because it was bundled with a machine, or else they never activated it.

After a brief delay, now getting this show on the road at twitch.tv/emsparkly

The Japanese box art for Tomba! on the PlayStation. On it, the main character is leaping towards a surprised pig, and I've pasted my avatar's surprised face on top of the pig.

Gonna be live at 9PM Eastern for more Tomba! on the PSX
that's at twitch.tv/emsparkly
Here's the dumb photoshop I promised.

Probably gonna stream Tomba again tonight at 9 Eastern. I’ll have a dumb photoshop up for that soon.

Why does every white nerd boy on YouTube have clippy as their avatar now?

Honestly it’s a good idea. Watching the entire series in long format might be easier because YouTube seems to have issues with playlists containing more than 1000 videos.

Dude You Gotta Chill With the Star Shit, Read a Book or Something For Once

Brian in the catacombs with the text Imagine farting loud as fuck in here

It’s another thing that we’re just not allowed to stop. I wish throwing my life away would do anything to help.

True

I’ve just kinda adjusted my expectations so I never anticipate anything good happening for the rest of my life. Makes things less disappointing.

Twin Peaks logo font over the road into town saying April 1805 Napoleon is now master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him: Oceans are now battlefields

Oh shit they got translated? That makes me feel better.

I was hoping there would be more dong on screen tbh

Because we should also strap rockets to him and shoot him at someone’s garage.

You have to imagine it’s intentional at this point. Someone’s cleaning the cocaine money through this somehow.

THIS IS WHAT SAM ALTMAN WANTS TO TAKE FROM YOU

Depends. Am I allowed to puke?

I would say one of the main right-wing projects of the past twenty years has been gaming every web 2.0 platform into thinking the right-wing is much bigger and more influential than it actually is. And the people who have been most taken in by this effort has been the right wing

They’d better start mailing me free trial CDs for HBO Max

Fuck the horrors man. I have a cat that loves me and that's worth living for.

Art by Luxar92 for TangoBunny. TangoBunny is swinging a tennis racquet in the box art style of Family Tennis and Pro Tennis: World Court

Absolutely incredible TangoBunny artwork from @luxar92.bsky.social in the box art style of Family Tennis and Pro Tennis: World Court by Namco!