KelseyGK

I need to say that these were javelinas and I was wrong wrong wrong.

@zackgilbert.com

Did you do the monster truck tour?!

Oh yeah and wild boars.

On our drive between Scottsdale and Tucson, we have already seen a monster truck rally, a whole bunch of ostriches and an honest to goodness cowboy in a horse on the side of the highway. @zackgilbert.com said he feels like we’re on Fury Road

Me Friday: “Our son isn’t playing video games until he’s 13”

Me today: “Sure, whatever. You guys can play vintage Zelda. I don’t care”

Anyone who messes this up has to give me a back rub for as long as it takes for me to put it right.

Legos organized by color into 3 plastic containers on a beige carpet

I’ll take “An Exercise in Futility” for $500, Alex

Blue crochet elephant with stripped shirt, tan pants and one arm

Nothing says handmade like “This only has one arm..for now”

My mom and I went to the gym today to work out and she said “Kelsey was it you that told me that it’s really good to clench your toes like fists?” And I got to say, “No mom, we heard that in Die Hard last night”

Right? D & G? Untenable. I asked my friend in Bordeaux and she said that she just always has to twist it about until she gets it right.

What a pain!

Found out yesterday that French people do not have an equivalent phrase for “righty tighty, leftie loosie.”

Big termageddon fan over here

Now, if only I could put this into practice in my own home.

Tonight I got to return to my roots as a coat check girl and it’s good to know that if everything went belly up tomorrow, I can still hang a jacket like nobody’s business.

Find the most metal squid in the sea and give the people Vantablack Nanosketti, you cowards

I’m being haunted by ads for this box of 6 artisanal marmalades like I’m a gd Paddington Bear.

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In VEGAS!

Thanks! This is like the most important thing to my child, so indeed I don’t want it to burst into flames.

Blessed are the boring ones, for they are also usually really nice about it.

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I’m new to my ✨official ✨ COO role this year, and have been loving The Bottleneck. This week in the world of operations, they’re talking about stress testing your payroll systems-

I like the toggle between boring/not boring!

Shopify Editions | Winter ’25 150+ updates to Shopify. Nothing new, everything improved.

The Shopify new release page actually really made me smile today-

Anyway. Just killing time between dinner and Andrew Bird, reading @caseyjohnston.bsky.social

Usually they said, “What is that?”

We went to a wedding two weeks ago and every time someone asked how we met we had to say, “Twitter, but we’re a Bluesky family now.”

Resignation I love you because the Earth turns round the sun

Nikki Giovanni was such a gift to this world.

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Happy Monday- hope you’re holding it ✨ together ✨