Orc Bitch

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I'm not even a huge Star Wars fan but I feel like the ppl making this stuff don't even Get It. Star Wars fans love the tacky, pulpy quality of a guy in a rubber suit. Guarantee if this gentleman was a big practical effect the nerds would never stop creaming over it

I mean he definitely looks like the shitty Jabba they inserted into the special edition of A New Hope. But like, even the lighting here is terrible. You could made a lot of the problems go away by not having him fucking evenly lit

Like yeah the original Jabba was made out of rubber but you could put a LITTLE subsurface scattering on this one. There's no, like, folds or naturally hanging flesh. He looks like a video game boss

Barring the fact that "Jabba the Hutt's ripped son, as played by Jeremy Allen White" is a hilarious joke that is somehow real - why does this look, like....incredibly shitty

Like the render looks BAD

Mixed bachan's with water and a beef boullion packet, made a disgusting, overly salty sauce. Can't all be winners 😔

Boosting this, thanks all

Greheheh

Orc bod

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Yep, and I believe some of the most virulent terfs tie themselves in knots out of jealousy over what they perceive to be our natural gifts

Crossbow or human penis

Still got weird tummy problems but chilling, hbu

I cranked off in the shower last night, ama

That sounds so dreamy

Inextinguishable

You have returned to this website with powerful dyke energy

My favorite thing in life

iPad with battleaxe sketches

Working on battleaxe variations rn

Yesssss mama

Awesome!!! Curious what the piece looks like

We're at a point where there are no cheap options to retreat to and no price points that guarantee quality. Every run-down studio is $1400, every fast food meal is $17, every luxury condo has peel-n-stick tiles, every $300 pair of boots falls apart. Endless expensive mediocrity.

Let ur imagination take u. I'm doing medieval weapons tho

It is time for drawing parallel play. Get out your pencils and scrap paper.

Black latex orc

"lex is lesbian grindr"
no, lex is theyfab craigslist. grindr is lesbian grindr, unfortunately

Nicee

Also it's like, a part of the point for nazis to get tattoos that are slightly esoteric so that they can signal their allegiance to bros but not set off normal people's suspicions? Like if Platner had a swastika it would be too obvious?? Maybe use like 1 brain cell guys

TNG scene. Chief Miles Edward O'Brien, who can pop a wheelie on a unicycle, is standing in the transporter room. O'Brien, who can slam a revolving door, is looking all focused like off at something across the room. O'Brien, who can build a snowman out of rain, is wearing his standard gold uniform and looking fit. Closed caption reads, "Let's get those panels off."

This is how I feel all the time