Just found out I can’t get replacement LED lights for my office because they are custom-made. Our building has bespoke lightbulbs. Fuck you too, Cooper Carry.
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Just found out I can’t get replacement LED lights for my office because they are custom-made. Our building has bespoke lightbulbs. Fuck you too, Cooper Carry.
The thermal runaway of Republican policy choices is back, baby!
On the plus side, Cantor Fitzgerald is now holding piles and piles of worthless obligations from shorting the tariff decision. Gonna be an awkward Thanksgiving for the Lutnick household.
Conservatives either love or hate that Trump is the apotheosis of their ideological and intellectual project, but none can deny that he is their policies made flesh.
This is what Rumsfeld would call an Unnoem Unnoem
Wait till this guy hears about Stephen Miller, it’s gonna blow his mind.
Do you guys get paid the same for transcribing this guy’s PR flacks’ emails as you do for actual journalism?
“… I doubt six months.”
Each of them looks like he or she has been stung by bees in a different place
Americans would’ve supported anyone who consistently made this type of response & we wouldn’t be here if they had.
Bruh
That’s Cheryl Mills, and to my knowledge she has never been interviewed by Isaac Chotiner but I would drop some coin to see that happen
“I might call it nostalgie de la bouche, if I were precisely the type of pretentious asshole that I am.”
A line so good it reminds me of my favorite MST3K line: “if you’re like me, and I know *I* am…”
We’re reinstating EV subsidies! J/k whose milkshake are we gonna drink?
If you voted to confirm Trump’s appointees in the United States Senate, tag urself in this photo
*our* sandwich, comrade
Can we skip forward to the revelation that this was deliberately engineered by sock-puppet accounts with comically poor opsec? That’s my favorite lazzo but it never gets the spotlight until everyone has already moved on.
In this house we believe
Inevitable? AYFKM
Just one question, Mr Secretary: when the time comes, are you a gallows man or would you rather be blue-juiced like a rabid raccoon?
these fucking people
Seems fair to mention that these are some of the dumbest people alive, absolute paragons of failing upwards, fencepost turtles all the way down.
TFW when you’re close enough to @markwarner.bsky.social to conspire to lie to your constituents about trading votes on budget bills but not close enough to get a quick heads up about starting an illegal war:
Bacon/egg/grilled cheese in a cast iron pan, lookin good enough to eat, baybaaay
sir yes sir
Is he trying to subtweet Donald Trump or is he just bedbuggin’ again?
Does it hurt to be so full of shit or is the sort of thing you kind of get used to, like an earring?
Guys this is not a real Democratic Party official, it’s just a parody account doing the same old bit.
Counterpoint: no it doesn’t.
WHO’S THAT?