Gym Jordan

Muscle memory is a hell of a thing 😮

Man in batting helmet kisses aluminum something or other

We had our words.. a common spat.
Why do you ask?

Fell For It Again Award stealth bomber drops Sad Realization Redhat Dipshits on Iran, presumably

"like a doll's eyes"

Republican senator pulls some sh-t by anointing his successor Republican Sen. Steve Daines of Montana pulled a bait-and-switch on GOP primary voters on Wednesday, withdrawing his name from the ballot minutes before the filing deadline and thus denying ...

Democracy hates this one weird trick.

www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...

This drunk coward definitely spent hours practicing this move in the mirror of the pentagon make-up booth he made us all pay for.

mfw brent crude hits $200 because you didn't know Iranians could blow up oil refineries in Bahrain by strapping a small explosive to $1000 consumer grade drones

This looks like what it is because that's what it is.

A handicap blue and white painted sign on the asphalt of a parking space. The symbols are meant to be a pregnant women and a baby stroller, but it doesn't look like that. It looks like pac man being killed with scissors next to a dancer

Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡

Life imitates art today.

@newyorker.com

people on the train all thinking the same thought: "women are my favorite guy"

happy women's day

When a former McKinsey & Co. stooge pretends to do things for noble reasons, you should take serious pause..

Trump and his neck rash captioned the guy in a zombie movie who gets bit but doesn't tell anyone

Just fucking turn already!

The so-called Ivies have long been diploma mills of a different stripe and price point.

And once he's served his time be shipped back to MN where he belongs.

*and violent serial-hypocrite/nihilist

A cowardly Valor-Stealing liar

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Congrats. That's rad af

The guy pardoned from a 22 year sentence for sedition. The coup succeeded.

Occasionally conspiracy theories turn out to be true.

Reminder: Epstein’s former BFF Donald Trump was president when he died in federal custody. www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c...

CNN: 'An absolutely apocalyptic scene': CNN is on the ground at burning oil depot in Tehran

Let's take a moment to unpack what is happening here:

We are told that this is Iran is an EXISTENTIAL THREAT to the United States

That they are bloodthirsty religious fanatics that will only be sated by the death of Americans and Israelis

And yet CNN has ON THE GROUND REPORTING in FUCKING TEHRAN

musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!

The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

a cartoon of a man standing on a dock with the words we 're gonna have lots of fun today Alt: South Park Russel Crowe and Tugger getting ready to go Fightin' Round the World!

If there's two things we love it fighting and..
Fightin' Around The World 😒

Gee, starting a war with the whole world? Has a country ever tried that before?

The trouble is that talking to cute wild animals in a baby voice can slow down their natural language acquisition process.

I'm supposed to get married this year but look around. How can I bring a wife into this world

WARIO: haha i just drank your lemonade

MARIO: that was a urine sample

WARIO: a what

MARIO: itsa wee wario

but a damned persistent one