If I send this to you it means I am sending you so much love in spite of consciously taking action to make your life worse on a daily basis.

Excuse me?!

For some people, the holidays are about watching the local news with your grandparents for 12-72 consecutive hours.

Someone placed this big ass blue penguin outside my hotel room in the middle of the night. What have I been marked for?

My dumb, gay ass saw this and literally thought it was Wicked promo.

What if I just post pics here like it’s instagram and that’s how I engage with this app

What if my thing on this app is that I never acknowledge that I’m gay?