Shawn Luce

Zippers are expensive, doncha know? /sar

A screenshot from Steam showing a so-called markdown of Sid Meier's Civilization 7 from $99 to $59.

Is this....a joke?

So, it seems Kristi Noem is...noem more.

Clayfisher was playing off 888lin's joke about Nazis, they weren't claiming they did not actually see a Marine.

Safer than whatever pond water he's scooping into his mouth

This mfer is so pissed at not getting the Nobel Peace prize that he's gonna start World War 3.

a man with dreadlocks and a beard is making a funny face while wearing a white tank top . Alt: The horrified look on transphobic people's faces who don't know they have both sex hormones in their bodies.

I wonder how many of those people would be shocked to know they have both testosterone and estrogen in their bodies.

These are the same people that want to take safety features off LLMs so drones can attack targets without a human operator.

Naming my sex life: 404 Not Found

Me writing a prompt: I need to...*1000 words later*...then make this...

Department of Defense: kill the enemy

I'll take "Things You Can Say in the Bakery and the Bedroom" for $1000, Alex.

I'm from Texas and I find that hilarious.

That a Black man was ejected from Chambers after being accosted and assaulted by white men says more about the State of the Union than any lies the orange bloviating sack o' shit spewed. #AlGreen #SOTU

Post from Leo @leoglickman.bsky.social : This poster [referring to Shine] is anonymous. Why? I think this person is a man because I've never heard a woman use the c-word before. And I've spent a lot of time in England. It's something men say. And it's gross.

As they say, the Internet is forever.

You think, but you'd be wrong. Stop smoking up the joint with your "thinking".

Closeup of the "Bed Count" summary from the blueprint, showing 8,333 beds, with 270 classified as "ADA Dormitory Pods." The text is extremely blurry.

Maybe I'm just being cynical, but they're referring to the disability pods as "ADA Dormitory Pods." ADA, aka Americans with Disabilities Act.

Worse, there are 8 pods for 270...about 34 each. The "standard" dorms have at least 4000 people ground floor and 72 rooms, so 56+ per room.

The guy who says, "Are we the baddies," but now he's saying, "Am I the reply guy?"

So, the left arm DID know what the right arm was doing. I knew it!

a man in a suit and tie is making a really ? face . Alt: Fucking really?

Man spends his whole life doing nasty shit, then does one thing moderately decent: "oh, he's not so bad."

My teenager and I get into this all the time. They love baking because it's so precise, both in amounts and order. I grew up helping my step-mom cook, and that woman couldn't find a recipe that she couldn't improve. She was a phenomenal cook. So I'm much better with more loosey-goosey changes.

Bro's ready to go

Same. I'm hyperlexic, so I taught myself to read at 3-4. I was told, "you're so smart [academically] that you're stupid." I went for ADHD testing, and the psychologist suggested I might be autistic. I initially dismissed it, but after testing and reflection, it explains SO MUCH about me as a kid.

And if you don't show up, we toss your shit.

They try. Then get illegally arrested for "trespassing." Or falsely accused of assault. Or just flat denied, and police won't help them enforce the law. And courts say they need to give notice of oversight.

It's all so fucked up.

That being said, these guys probably couldn't pass the test if the teacher gave them the answer sheet.

Not to defend them, but open book tests are harder than people think. Test-takers figure they don't need to study, so they don't. Then, they get in the test, don't know the material, and *don't know where to find the answer*, so they get caught up in looking and dont finish the test.

Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.

Bedford Borough Council from the top rope!

I can quit books any time. I just choose not to. 😤