A LIST OF WORDS FOR COOL.
A DUDE THINKING SOME SERIOUSLY DEEP THOUGHTS.
THE BEST HOODIE OF ALL TIME
MY CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE MACHINE. A "CUTE CATBOY" AND BEANS.
SO THIS SHIT RULES. youraislopbores.me
did something nice for future me even tho it was painful for present me (walked to put my ice packs in the freezer)
Page of forever stamps with a picture of Alex Trebek and a jeopardy style Answer reading “this naturalized US citizen hosted the quiz show Jeopardy! For 37 seasons”
Spouse who is an immigration lawyer just got the world’s greatest USPS forever stamps for his mail
Lol 9 years
seth macfarlane once again invents a way to be the main guy without having any talent
rubbing my pussy with an apple
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You wanna talk about something that sucks? Why haven't you used your 300 character limit to discuss everything else that sucks too?
Remi da Ñer
Unchaperoned
what i want most is grapefruit juice but alas i am nto allowed
im in the united lounge as a plus one but my companion left. im like a spy. drinks are complimentary
nger pronounced a la nguyen
March 6 The Biblical Case For Ditching Social Justice FEDERALIST Federalist Radio Hour >
Today’s episode of “Not The Onion.”
airline smashes my name together so everyone asks if i am remida nger
We're at a point where there are no cheap options to retreat to and no price points that guarantee quality. Every run-down studio is $1400, every fast food meal is $17, every luxury condo has peel-n-stick tiles, every $300 pair of boots falls apart. Endless expensive mediocrity.
wtf is going on with Tucker Carlson's merch lol
i will never give money to this evil man but damn some of these rip
hold up-
im growing increasingly concerned that government issued girlfriends and mcmansions weren’t as realistic of an expectation for trumps presidency as i had been led to believe
im so tired of "oh this candidate is bad?? well what about this one, who is worse??? bet you didnt think of that huh"
One of the main themes in this article is the risk of suicide to detainees. There’s no way to describe these conditions other than psychological torture.
my flight has been delayed for air traffic reasons
they have to stay in california
Group chat with "The Fellas": Ben, Superbad, Mike (DNA), myself, Jimmy aka "Mr. Cool" and more. JIMMY: your (sic) ovetinking (sic) it, just grab one theyre (sic) all the same BEN: But they're not all the same. Barbie, Bratz, and American Girl all exist at different points in time. American Girl is about the past obviously. The dolls have histories, and kids play at living in their era. Bratz is about the present. The dolls live in today's world and kids play them as contemporaries. Barbie is about the future: kids play at being an adult (or a 19yo anyway) one day.
"The boys are always in that damn group chat."
"How could they possibly have that much to talk about?"
"Football, beer, and bimbos, I bet."
The boys group chat:
It’s the future, why don’t more things look stupid? I want stupid haircuts, stupid clothes, stupid homes. The Cybertruck shouldn't be the only stupid-looking car.
It’s 2026, let’s make this place look stupid already!
Yeah I hear it all the time "why are you in your 30s at a concert??" "Why are adult women drawing fan art!" Like of course you fear aging you think that your soul needs to die after your 20s when you still have your WHOLE DANG LIFE
It is so weird when younger people think that getting older means ceasing social participation
This is also why so many of you fear aging. You think that you will be forced away from life and society
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