Earl Grey Memes Club

"You cannot explain away a wantonly immoral act because you think that it is connected to some higher purpose!" -Picard 6:3

It's like when tech billionaires invoke sci-fi stories, and people say, "he doesn't even understand that story's dystopian," but yes, they do get that! They simply embrace the dystopia, market it as inevitable, and want you to understand yourself as a winner or loser in that context—on their terms.

Badgey from Star Trek: Lower Decks, in Clippy instructional mode on the holodeck with a huge smile and arms indicating a can-do attitutde

Hi! It looks like you're trying make a "meme" with generative AI.

Would you like to eat shit and die in a fire instead?

VOY "Scorpion, Part II"; Seven of Nine is fully Borg with the pale skin and the ocular implant and a red laser, with text: You are small and you think in small terms.

original meme by Earl; a scene from TNG "Qpid" with Geordi in his bard outfit and playing the lute with a slight vignette effect; bottom text is a Stone Temple Pilots lyric: "Think you're kind of neat" / Then she tells me I'm a creep

frame from VOY "Future's End" with Chakotay, Janeway, Tuvok, and Tom Paris in 90s clothing. Chakotay is in a big grey suit and Janeway is also in a suit. They are in Los Angeles at Santa Monica, but Chakotay caption: We're actually hella close to the bones of my people right now

Chakotay is from San Francisco

6 panel comic with a heading that reads "Crash Test Trek" in the style of the "God Shuffled His Feet" album cover with "Trek" in TNG title font. First panel is a frame of Data at his poetry recital with the text: In have written my next poem in honor of David Byrne. I call it... "Ode to David Byrne". Panels two through six are Data reciting poetry (the lyrics to "When I Go Out With Artists"). Second panel text: When I go out with artists, they talk of language, and the Cubists, and the Dadaists. Third panel text: I try to catch their meanings, and keep up with all of the martinis. Fourth panel text: I do not know which should be my favorite paintings. Fifth panel text: If I were David Byrne, I would go to galleries. I would not be too concerned. I would have a cup of coffee. Sixth panel text: I would find my surroundings quite amusing. People would ask me which were my favorite paintings.

Crash Test Trek #2

I have written my next poem in honor of David Byrne. I call it... "Ode to David Byrne"

not that there aren't accounts on here who spam memes with no alt text 🙄

which I'm not salty about at all

they still post occasionally

but like a lot of other Facebook creators, having to write decent alt text is probably prohibitive for them

scene from Star Trek TNG "Genesis" with Doctor Crusher speaking to Worf in sickbay; Worf looks a bit disoriented; with caption: Headaches? Nausea? Dizziness? Worf?

or maybe most Klingons do only have three testicles, but the greatest warriors have one extra, like the guy from Crash Test Dummies

the double pee stream in Disco was at least subtle, like technically we don't even know for sure that Klingons have two dicks, maybe they just have redundant urethras

"quadri-testicles" is some extremely cringe Lower Decks tier (derogatory) fan service

- why wouldn't they still call them just testicles? we don't call ours "bi-testicles"

- two testicles are already redundant, so they would probably only have three (just like they only have three lungs)

original meme by Earl; a scene from TNG "Qpid" with Geordi in his bard outfit and playing the lute with a slight vignette effect; bottom text is a Stone Temple Pilots lyric: "Think you're kind of neat" / Then she tells me I'm a creep

curated meme by unknown author; a promotional portrait of Worf wearing a future era Command red Starfleet uniform and giving a sultry look to the camera; top text: YOU HAVE NOT EXPERIENCED DIRTY TALK; bottom text: UNTIL YOU HAVE HEARD IT IN THE ORIGINAL KLINGON

Garak is camp. Garak is life.

Two panel meme by @startrekmemes_ using frames from the SNW musical episode "Subspace Rhapsody". First panel is Spock singing: I have a structured settlement and I need cash now. Second panel is the rest of the bridge crew arms raised and exclaiming: Call J.G. Wentworth 877-CASH-NOW

photo of the original Star Trek cast in "monster maroon" uniforms, hyper-saturated and with scan line effect, with text: The old world is dying and the new world struggles to be born. Now is the time of monsters.

Data of #StarTrek TNG looking at a display labeled "Isolinear Circuit Pattern Analysis" with a Microsoft Windows Pipe Dream-esque circuit diagram, with caption: Eventually it reaches a point where it shuts down.

me trying to deal with the latest horrors

curated two panel meme by unknown author; first panel is Chakotay of "Star Trek: Voyager" with caption: Ackoocheemoya; second panel is Jonathan Frakes in "Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction?" pointing a finger, with caption: We made it up.

2-panel comic. Panel 1: Tom Paris is about to leave a distraught Tuvok, saying, "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone about your Pon Farr." Panel 2: Caption: "Later..." Tom is on the bridge. He casually announces. "Tuvok's jerking off in the holodeck."

"Why is nobody being discreet about my Pon Farr? I specifically requested it," Tuvok, probably.

VOY S7E7: "Body and Soul"

#StarTrek #StarTrekMemes #TrekMemes #PonFarr #Brooklyn99

All crew,

Fire suppression on decks 9 to 21 will be tested at 1130 hours. There will be a harmless white gas. Hold your breath.

Worf

I'm referring more to the Smashing Pumpkins angle...

Which clone gets split?

TNG stays winning

“The outcast” remains one of the most important episodes of Star Trek.

A is for Andorian
Warriors with antenea
B is for the Borg Collective
Drones are one of many

C is for the Chameliods
Shapeshifters always Changeling
D is for Denobulans
When scared their head's inflating

I think this AI dogshit sucks ass is what I think