Like a new signing βοΈ
Carrick has managed 5 United games and beat Pep Guardiola, Unai Emery, Mikel Arteta (twice) and drawn with Tuchel.
United DNA.
What in the lightbulb in a bag was Arteta doing to Maduekeβs arm?! π€£
We couldnβt have made it any easier for Arsenal today, Martinez even tried to put Gyokeresβ little mask on him at one point
United are the only team in the league not to lose in their last 5 games π
Love it π
"In English, 'Man United', if you split the two words is 'man' and 'United ', so 'you're 'uniting men'
[insert joke about ultimately failing to deliver here]
Let Fletcher have it until after the City and Arsenal games, give the Interim who comes after a chance at least
Call me superstitious, but for the love of god will someone please swap the dugouts back around
Proud of myself for making it to day 9 of dry January, butβ¦
βSir, Ole is back for a second stintβ
I totally forgot about the crest that was on the east stand for a short while after it was rebuilt, saw this video pop up and unlocked a memory I completely forgot about
Remember when United won 3 games in a row (including Liverpool) back in October and Wilcox did an exclusive interview talking about strategic plans and goals. Things go off track again and he doesnβt say a word. Expect more from him and Berrada in the coming days youtu.be/9tl-Qv96DAo?...
Struggling to keep up
Big fan of Stranger Things commitment to the 80s by casting a young Lee Mavers as one of the 12 kids
I saw Oasis live for the first time as a 16 year old in 1997, after my Dad convinced my Mum to let me go. He was with me when we managed to get tickets for this gig in 2024, before he was diagnosed. And I felt him with me that day. The highest of highs and the lowest of lows caught in one photo.
This photo sums up my 2025. Down on the front row of Oasis, 19th July at Heaton Park. Two days later I read the Eulogy at my Dadβs funeral, after 9 months fighting cancer. Richard Ashcroft sang the Drugs Donβt Work and it all finally came to a head for me. Surely next year will be better π
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Has Amorim got a βif youβre booked, youβre hookedβ policy going on this season? Iβve noticed players looking at the bench when they get one. Weβve had 25 yellows this season and 15 of them were subbed after, 4 were booked after being subbed on and the other 6 had no other option on the bench π€
I cannot believe the FBI did a worse job of redacting the Epstein files than Rebekah Vardy did in the Wagatha Christie case π€£π€£π€£
When the trucks drive into the upside downβ¦ why donβt they flip over the way everyone else did in season 4?
What a photo
Thereβs no world where Ginge doesnβt win this
Me "What's the difference between a seat and a chair?"
ChatGPT "That's an excellent question β and definitely the right question to ask when you're considering where to rest. Let me break this downβ¦"
100% mate, we need some rhythm and momentum now. Mad how that first game wobbled us so much, and as you said fine margins with pens. Some excellent football tonight, Iβm optimistic